I woke up and observed my environment. hmm i still dey hospital! My head hurts alot and i could see some used injections on the table. I looked ontop of the table and found a short note, it reads!
I HAVEN’T SEEN A LAZY PA SUCH AS YOU BEFORE. WELL WHENEVER YOU WAKE UP, USE THIS NUMBER 08******** TO CALL ME.. I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU…
Me: chaii, see fine handwriting oo. But wait oo, this girl no get single sympathy at all oo.. She no even tell me sorry or apologize. Well i still get the opportunity to see and talk to her and that is cool, i mean awesome.
I was later discharged from the hospital in the evening. The doctor told me that stephanie has already paid for my bill and i have nothing to pay.
Well i was very happy, I went to my office and took my bag before going home.
conductor: waterline waterline waterline!!
Me: waterline how much
conductor: if you hold your #150 enter inside.
Me: no problem, i dey here with change.
I entered inside the bus. I looked around and the bus was almost filled.
As we were waiting for the passengers to be complete, i was busy playing game on my phone when a beautiful angel not as beautiful as stephanie though sat close to me.
Chaii, the thing sweet me enh. At least i fit parole this one before i get my real wife na.
Soon enough, the bus started moving and i tried my best to start a conversation with her.
Me: hello angel
Me: Hi beauty
Me: excuse me
chaiii, the thing pain me enh. She know who i be. She know say i be PA to stephanie, infact God go punish am, i must make her vex. I took the paper and saved Stephanie’s number. Sharp sharp, i call her through imo. As i dey call her, i use body near the girl enh.
Me: *she picked up and i shouted* Hi Stephanie ugochi Sunday!!!
The girl peep and gasped, others for the bus dey peep. My head come dey big like hot air balloon.
Me: thank you for paying my bills for me, i am so grateful.
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Stephanie: hmmm, good thing you call. Tomorrow i won’t be at the office so i want you to come to my house lets do the second editing.
Me: no problem ma, have you seen the first?
Stephanie: yes i have and i am impressed. Till tomorrow then.
She said and i cut the call, because i no drive my own BMW dats why she (other girl inside the bus) dey form for me.
Everybody just dey look me, to prevent myself from over blushing, i took my phone and played MY CELEBRITY GIRLFRIEND by rekado bankz and falz. I just dey listen to my music nothing concern me.
Girl: excuse me
everybody started to laugh inside the bus as my head was swelling
Girl: *chaiii na me this guy one disgrace? I must revenge*
before i knew what was happening, i heard…
small silent mess. Now i fear beautiful girls. The mess smell so tey everybody for bus began to suffocate.
Girl: hmmmm, who do this? Thunder fire the person wey do this. Him life no ge better! Hmmm
she was busy shouting and deceiving everyone but not me because i felt the vibration of our chair.
another catastrophic one come out, it was then i believe this bible quotation in genesis “DARKNESS WAS UPON THE SURFACE OF THE DEEP”
our whole bus was covered in solar eclipse.
Driver: *shouted* I no dey see oo, i no dey see ooooooo
Traders and hawkers: ACCIDENT OOOO!!!!!!
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