I just stood stupefied. James was just looking at me with his mouth open.
I sat down. Looked at Sandra who was now smiling and turned to my girl.
“So this is the friend you were waiting for? I asked her.
She laughed and Said yes. I was really confused and heartbroken. Now James was going to enjoy the girl i bought drinks for.
I became confused on whether to freak out on the new drinks James ordered or to be happy Chinaza lied about her friend bringing another friend. Well shaa, i just bought more drinks.
We did have fun. That is, drunk people’s fun. After about 2 to 3 bottles, i was motivated to buy more drinks and well peppered chicken wings. Men that Sandra girl is qualified to be called a village drunkard.
As we were talking and enjoying ourselves, Sandra’s phone rang.
Sandra: Hello babe, just walk in, you will see us.
She cut the call and said that’s her friend coming in. Apparently Chinaza didn’t lie, Her friend was bringing another friend.
I was financially drained that day, spent so much that my Girl was the one that paid for our transport home that day. Even James too felt the heat.
But the after party was just like an after party. Fun was the name. I don’t need to tell you what a drunk girl can do. Chinaza was just a sweetheart. Their friend was Hot personified. Her name was Juliet.
While my baby was fixing us dinner in the kitchen, i was busy playing Romeo with Juliet. We were all drunk, my girl didn’t mind.
Chinaza was drunk but not too drunk to share me with anybody.
She slept between me and Juliet. We went to bed by 2 am in the morning. Something happened on the bed between me, chinaza and Juliet. I can’t remember but maybe Juliet knows.
Don’t bother asking Chinaza or You will be getting a story from me about our divorce.
And did i say she didn’t share me that night, lol.
Am only BROKE not a CELIBATE.
School has just gone on vacation for the second semester. But I wasn’t in any hurry to go home.
I had earlier been informed by my junior sister that my father had earlier declared to be an agent of change and had decided to diversify our family’s economy. He recently bought a large portion of land and had gone into farming. The last time he went into this venture, we, his children were his laborers, we did most of the farm activities, the only difference was that we weren’t paid and we ended up harvesting near to nothing.
So this time around, i decided i wasn’t going to be a party to such furtile, strenuous and unproductive affair. I decided to stay back at school while everyone was going home for the holidays.
James my Friend, was from a part of Ebonyi state that were predominantly farmers. His father also practiced this business but on a larger scale. He too decided to stay back for sometime before going home to assist his family.
Life wasn’t much easy and we were running short on money and food. We soon resorted to fasting from 6 am to 12pm. Then we smoke over soaked garri in the afternoon. By 5pm we cook 2 packets of indomie and for the night we just played games on my Playstation console before we sleep. I usually trashed James every night and that reduced my hunger atimes and increased his..
Then our break came. On a Saturday like this, James’ 27 games coupon all clicked green. That was a total of 153,725 naira. I made sure i had the exact amount off hand just in case James tried to play his usual fast games on me. Our once quiet lodge became noise once again. Just the two of us made the noise of 6 people. Afterall, our suffering had ended at that point.
The next Sunday morning, we were the first at Church service and unlike before, we occupied the front row to resist the urge of ogling at cute choir girls. We needed no temptation to deter us from thanking God for his immerse blessing on us. We even gave 200 naira offering each unlike before that we would just stand at the back row and be clapping and dancing more than those who were going for their offerings.
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“So guy wey my eye wey see naa” i asked him as we prepared to enter town that Sunday afternoon.
“Eye wey see kwa? U follow me book game abi na your papa give me money wey i take book am” he said while dressing his shoe lace.
“Guy na from your hand i sabi say Ebonyi people dy stingy o, so you wan tell me say you no fit give me even if na that last 5 naira wey dy the 153,725k ”
“Nawa o, this man wetin be your own, no be outing i dy carry you go like this, i tire for you o” he said and stood up to adjust his trouser.
“You don get small money nah, you don tire for me” i said. He smiled and sat besides me, hung his hand on my shoulder
“Baba, why you go dy talk like this naa, you know you be my nigga, how you go dy complain like my babe naa, okay, i go give you 2k”
“2k only, guy give me 5k, at least my pocket gats to be heavy as we dy comot like this”
“you get small big eye o, u forget say we go dy chop for this house and we no get foodstuffs ”
“Oya naa, bring the 2k, at all at all na im bad pass” i said stretching out my palm
“I don collect am for that 2k wey you owe me after that your Secondary school girl visit ” he ran outside laughing while i flung my shoe after him.
We got to our destination 3 minutes later.. It was a hotel. Not so big but it had what we needed. We secured a seat and started looking to be attended to. We often prefer waitresses to waiters.
Which guy wouldn’t.
We ordered 2 bottles of Heineken each along with two plates of steaming chicken peppersoup. We were done with it in like 15 minutes. Apart from being hungry, we just didn’t come there to get drunk, we also needed to look around.
James ordered another set of drinks, 1 bottle for each of us. I kept mine on the table and excused myself. I can’t be on a table drinking with my fellow guy. I’m not Gay abeg.
I left the hotel premises and went outside to urinate. I unzipped and started urinating. I looked around and noticed one girl was staring at me. I tilted my head and looked at myself from the angle she was and noticed nothing was odd or unusual. Nawa o.
I looked back at her and she was giggling at me. I grabbed my joystick and backed her. Finished my urination and turned again in her direction and there she was, standing like 6 feets away from me.
“Hi, its like you don’t remember me” she said smiling, which revealed a set of perfect white set of teeth
“Noo, tell me”
“Ar ar, its cynthia naa, Rita’s friend”
“Wow, Cynthia wassup naa” i said and gave her a tight hug, her boobs were firm, she smelled nice and my joystick responded accordingly but I wasn’t going to let it disgrace me today.
“I’m cool, long time” she said as we withdrew
“i’m fine shaa, looks like someone is taking you out”
“Not really, i came on my own, school has vacated and everywhere is boring”
“Obviously” I observed her from her cute face down to her curvy body, her hair was braided and knotted neatly at the back of her head with a pink strip, she wore a pink men she was sharp.
“Since i’m alone too, care to join me?”
“Errm, no problem.” she said
I slid my arm around her very rounded waist. And we both walked back into the hotel. On getting to our table, James was already emptying the 2nd bottle of drink he had brought for me, and in his company was another girl. I brought two more chairs for myself and cynthia. We both sat and introduction was made.
The new girl’s name Anita. Coincidentally she and cynthia were in the same faculty.
We made more orders. I made sure i was at the head of the ordering committee. Soon our table was littered with more drinks and meats to go along. James probably never remembered he was the one paying or he was too drunk to care.