My Dad is at home today ooo. I sneaked through the rear door. I was standing at the gate when I hear a car horned. I presumed that it has to be them (the car was packed 2houses from ours). I moved closer and they all stepped out of the car. Behold, I saw an angel. If this is IKs girlfriend then he surely needs to be referred to Yaba left for medication.
I greeted them and like I presumed, Ik introduced her as his fiancee (Mary). I complimented her like the way Pastor Chis preaches every Sunday.
Me: I now know why Ik never flirts like the way we do
Mary: why oooo? (Smiling)
Me: because he knows that he will never see an angel as angelic as you.
We all laughed and Ik said that he’s not bad looking himself. He apologised to me and he said we should go out and relax somewhere. I declined the offer Because of my parents. He said Tunde explained everything to him and he slipped an envelope into my hand. They left.
Enclosed in the envelope was N10,000. Omo.. I don rich ooo. Motunrayo go really enjoy herself when she comes around.
It was 8pm and Bidemi has started calling me again and she sent another text begging me to please pick her call. That her parents has started asking questions.
I decided to call her back but not because of her parents but because I do still have feelings for her. I called and she didnt pick. I guessed she wanted to call back. Not quite long my phone started ringing: it’s Bidemi’s (Omo see levels). I picked it.
Me: Hello… (trying not to give away my happiness in my voice)
Bidemi: Good Evening ….
Me: is it greetings that you requested I call you for.?
Bidemi: I’m sorry…. I now know that you now hate me.
Immediately I heard the word “hate”. I knew I had over done it but I just have to hang on until Motunrayo leaves my house.
We continued our conversation…
Me: I don’t hate you…. I just want us to have a little space before one of us gets hurt.
Bidemi: I’m already hurting… please forgive me. please (her voice shaking).
Me: you didnt offend me; but things has changed since both of you left me at the cinemas in a confused state.
Bidemi: my sister told me what she did to you…. please find it in your heart to forgive us.
I know that she’s crying and she is trying as much as she can not to make it obvious on phone.
Me: you girls didn’t offend me. You just made me to realise that what I was doing is not good. It’s just that I had to resort to drinking before I realised that (pretending that they caused yesterday’s drinking).
Bidemi: Okay… if that is what you want.. (crying on phone) no wahala. There is a reason for everything. Do take care of yourself.
Me: (yee..i don fu*k up, the girl no beg again). Okay… but I have a question for you before you end the call.
Bidemi: ask your question
Me: Okay…. in one of the messages, you left a blanked message “no wonder you didn’t want……..!” what does that mean?
Bidemi: you’ved made up your mind already. There’s no need for any explanation. Good night!
Me: Okay… good night! are we still friends?
Bidemi: sure but I don’t think our friendship can be that close again.
Me: no problem then… good night.
I ended the call and I realised that I just lost my best friend.
Life goes on jo. I dialled Motunrayo’s number and she picked and we chatted for a while before we said good night.
I went to my brothers room and reminded him that I will be needing the drug he promised to give me. He said no problem about that and he gave me a sachet of the performance enhancer.
Bros Segun : use it one hour before the real deal. It works like magic.
Me: Ese Egbon, want to sleep now. Good night
Bros Segun: odaro
I went to bed and I slept off almost instantly
I woke up around 7am on Monday morning. My parents had already left for their offices. I went straight to the living room because I know that’s where I will find my sister. I asked her what she prepared. Yam and egg.
Not too bad for the day that I have no appointment. I ate up. Made calls to Tunde and Motunrayo for their early morning greetings then took my bath.
It’s now 10am. I was surprised to still see my sister at home.
Me: No school today ni?
Funmilayo: there’s oooo. my classmates are going for an excursion in Ekiti state and dad said I should not go..that’s too far.
Me: pele, so where are you going all dressed up like this?
Funmilayo: Ruka invited me to her audition on modelling at Ikeja. I’m going to cheer her up there.
Me: nawa ooo. So you don’t think this is the right avenue for you to hook us up.
Funmilayo: I don’t know of your plans na…
Me: what plans do admission seeker like me have? Can I come?
Funmilayo: sure, it would just make the work easy sef.
We both laughed and drove in one of our parents car to the event. The event centre was not too difficult to locate and there’s parking park around there. I paid N200 for the space I parked. Then we headed inside the hall.
The event was well organised and I see why Ruka choose this type of profesion for herself. All the girls are lepa with extremely good height.
The show ended around 4:30pm. She came around and thanked us for coming around.
Me: it’s our pleasure. Besides I have not had the opportune to watch it live. I never missed a show parade on Galaxy tv or AIT on Saturdays.
Ruka: that’s my favourite TV show on Saturdays
Me: (Smiling) why won’t it be when the people are your friends.
Ruka: abi oooo..
We all laughed.
Me: anyway it’s a nice performance.! And I hope you will invite me personally if you have a show or another audition?
Ruka: why not? You guys really made my day. All my school friends did not even come. We have another audition with another cooperate body next week Tuesday.. and I will be very glad if you can come?
Me: Sure I will definitely come but only on one condition.
Ruka: what condition (looking surprised by the question)
Me: that you would find time to remind me .
Ruka: that’s not hard na….
Me: Okay oooo… I think we should be going. Funmilayo still has some cooking to do. Are you going now because we came with Daddy’s car. You can tag along if you are through.
Ruka: sure… we are through.
On our way home. She requested for my number which I gladly gave to her. She Flashed it and requested that since I am driving, I should bring my phone so that she would help me to save it.
For my mind. This girl number dey my phone already. She will definitely see that (gobe)
I reluctantly gave her the phone and she unlocked it and what she said didn’t come as a surprise to me
Ruka: my number is already on your phone. How come?
I was about to say something when my sister came to my rescue.
Funmilayo: I saved the number there today because the battery of my phone is not good and it can go off anytime. Should in case we got lost, we can easily contact you on my brothers phone.
Ruka: Okay. it’s nothing really! I was just surprised when I saw my number already saved.
We chatted all through the journey home. Finally we arrived exactly 5:45pm. She went to her house while I assisted my lovely sister with the cooking.
I managed to call Motunrayo and informed her that I’m still dying to see her. We said she should be around my area around 10am. And I still managed to resist the temptation of not calling Bidemi.
I slept off till the next day. Behold the big day has come.
As you all know that nobody arranged a room better than a Guy expecting a girl. I cleaned and rearranged my room. Spayed it with perfume.
On a special day like this, nothing must go wrong. I told my sister about my visitor (her excursion is 3days). I Begged her to help me to cook jollof rice for her. Then gave her N1200 to help me get meat pie and chicken pie whenever I Flashed her and pretend that she went to buy it with her own money just to entertain her.
I then gave her N1000 and promised her another N1000 if everything goes on as planned. She jumped at me and started doing like baby wey dey do use duracell battery.
Me: when you bring the snacks, just make sure you pretend as if you like am…. even for your mind you know that you don’t like her.
Funmilayo: Brother mi; you suppose to trust me na… I just hope the girl fine reach all your troubles (now laughing).
Me: that one no concern you. Beauty they say is in the eye of the beholder.
It’s now 8:30am and I called her to know if she’s still coming and she said yes.
Motunrayo : I will be in your house anything around 10am but please I will want to go early.
Me: (you never come; you dey talk of early).. just come first ; I can’t wait to see you.
Motunrayo: just want to tell you, so that you won’t feel bad when I’m going.
Me: Okay… expecting you 10am then.
We ended the call and I went to check my assistant in crime (Funmilayo) seriously preparing Jollofrrice for our guest.
Two things I liked most about my mum is that she’s very beautiful and also a good cook. All these good qualities is what I also like in Funmilayo.
9:39am, she has already fried the chicken and plantain. The Jollofrrice is already packed in the cooler and ready to be served. I praised her and still reminds her about the plan B. She assured me that I should not worry and I felt relaxed.
Around 9:48, she called me to confirm the name of our street. I told her to tell the bike man that she’s going to Customs street, Customs house. Around 10:03am; I got her call again telling me that she is in front of our gate.
Me: just enter the compound and walk straight…. (she cuts me short)
Motunrayo: enter ke… what about your dogs?
Me: they are in their cage locked down.
Motunrayo: I’m not entering ooo. I fear dog. Please come and take me inside.
Me: Okay… hold on a bit I will be right there.
I told my sister that she’s here and the plan never changed. I went to the front gate and what I saw made me to have an instant hard on.
She wore a blouse and a jean. All her clothes are very tight to her body. She smiled and I was tempted to kiss her right there.
Motunrayo: thank you
Me: you are more beautiful than the other day. I guessed that the sun shinning on you today makes the difference.
Motunrayo: Ese ooo… are you entertaining me outside or inside
Me: my bad… Sowie. I just got lost in your beauty.
We walked inside and I introduced her to my sister. They both complemented each other. We sat in the living room and chitchat:
Funmilayo: Bros, you didn’t tell me that you are bringing an angel to our house.
Me: (Smiling) she is cute and I know that she knows that herself
Motunrayo: (now feeling shy) you guys should stop teasing me jare.
Funmilayo: Okay ooo… so what should we offer you?
Motunrayo: I’m okay…
Funmilayo: Okay ke…. I just finished preparing Jollofrrice, I think I will serve you my brothers food.
Me: why na? I never eat ooo (very happy with my sister)
Funmilayo: you can only beg her to give you out of it. (she rushes to the kitchen)
Me: Okay oooo
We are now alone for the first time.
Me: welcome to my humble home and our house
Motunrayo: it’s a lovely house.
Me: thank you
Motunrayo: you are welcome: your sister is very funny ooo. I think I like her.
Me: I think she likes you too…. she’s not always like this when she sees me with other girls
Motunrayo: hmnnnnn…. it means that you have so many girlfriends that you bring around
Me: no oooo… she doesn’t like me being around girls that’s all. even with her own friends.
Motunrayo: she’s protecting her brother na… she’s very cute too.
Me: yeah.. she looks exactly like our mum (now pointing to her picture on wall)
Motunrayo: (looks at the picture) yes, she’s beautiful and they look much alike. It’s just that…..
Motunrayo: she fine pass you.. (Smiling)
Me: na lie jo… I fine pass both of them put together. (now laughing)
We were both laughing when Funmilayo brought out the food and asked us to join her at the dinning table. She dished the food (with plantain, chicken and pepsi). We all prayed and started devouring our food.
Motunrayo: I’m sorry for breaking the code of eating but I must confess, this food is very very delicious
Funmilayo: thank you very much dear
Me: (looking at Motunrayo) I taught her how to cook ooo…
They just looked at themselves and started laughing .
Motunrayo: I know that already, so don’t patronise yourself.
Funmilayo: abi oooo….
We finished our breakfast. Motunrayo and Funmilayo went to the kitchen and did the dishes together while I went to my room to take my performance enhancer drug that my brother gave me (today na today… smiling wickedly).
Funmilayo: I’m going out to see my friend. I ought to be back before you leave.
Motunrayo: Eiya…. okay. thanks for the hospitality. I have not spent 2hours here and it seems that I have been coming here for ages.
Funmilayo: it’s my pleasure…. Bros, just call me if you need anything. I’m off to Bidemi’s place.
Me: (Bidemi’s place ke) alright… let me go and lock the gate.
This girl want to scatter my mood ooo. Of all the places she can go to, why did she choose the Adeboye’s house?
Upon all the acting: she wan take Bidemi’s name destroy everything.