The Coffin Maker Episode 9

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Opana:

My boys is it a crime to protect your family? Hmmmm, where do I even start from, you see that boy is a home breaker. I caught him trying to rape my under-aged daughter in an uncompleted building which made me seize everything he had on him that very moment, he went home and brought his family members to come and collect his things from me without telling them the very reason why I seized his things.

After I narrated everything to them(family members), they left Kwame Fred to face the embarrassment alone, that is his reason for he wanted you guys to eliminate me so he can have his revenge.

Atongo:

Herh this guy be wicked and greedy, Skido we for go tow am then discipline am seriously.

Ras Nene:

Atongo I agree with you 100% on your suggestion and we have to really punish him so that when next he hears your name or sees you coming, he will run for cover.

Skido:

Did you say we have to go and search for Kwame Fred? Hell no my guys, don’t forget he will come to the place we converge earlier on to wait for us. We will apprehend him and deal with him so badly that his family won’t even recognise him again.

Opana:

I like what am hearing my boys because “what is good for the goose is equally good for the gander”, I have a big surprise for you later when I get to see him betrayed that way.

Skido:

What could that surprise be our new friend?

Opana:

If I disclose it to you then it means it’s no longer a surprise, wait patiently for it and I believe you will love it when I show it to you finally.

Atongo:

Herh this old man you nor whats up paaa oooo, I dey feel you pass my woman self.

Opana:

I hope you are not gay by trying to feel me more than your woman?

Atongo:

Gay? I dey hate those people who be gays and lesbians that I go fit rape a lesbian for her to stop that stupid practice.

Opana:

No problem my handsome friend, I have somewhere to go but I will meet you at the place you said Kwame Fred will come and meet you by 5pm, here take this small token to order more drinks if you still want more.

(Opana leaves the gang members to an undisclosed location and returns to the hideout to meet the guys at the scheduled time)

Fred Yeboah:

Yoo guys how did it go? Hope you did a clean job and no one saw you squeezing the life out from that old fool and before I forget where is the envelope I requested you to take from him?

Atongo:

Where wanna money dey, you give us the payment for our job then we go release your envelope give you.

Skido:

Precisely my guy, we have done the difficult part of the job so give us our pay to the job so we hand over the envelope you are requesting for.

Fred Yeboah:

What are all these guys, hope you are not trying to play smart and double-cross me because I’m way smarter than you guys.

All the same here is your money.

(hands over some cedis notes to Skido and immediately felt some heavy slaps from behind)

Opana:

So you think you could hire some guys to eliminate a whole me just like that?

Fred Yeboah:

(holding his cheeks after that heavy slaps from a renowned carpenter with a sandpaper palm)

Whaaaat? So you guys played me huh, you didn’t do the work I hired you for, you took my money and made a fool out of me?

Ras Nene: Keep quiet you fool. You wanted us to eliminate our boss huh, if you know what we are about to unleash on you, you would be saying your last prayer you greedy bastard. You tried raping an innocent girl and his father catches you, deals with you and you pass behind him to hire us to eliminate him. For your information, you dug your own grave and we will help push you into it when you meet my late father in hell tell him I’m waiting for the lotto numbers he promised me before dying.

Opana:

Guys I have an old coffin that I am willing to give out, so you put him in as you push him into the grave he dug for himself.

Fred Yeboah:

(crying like a little boy who had been bitten)

What will you guys achieve if you take my life away from me? See I have been diagnosed of a deadly disease and I’m going to die anytime soon so why don’t you let me die naturally rather than making my blood be on your heads.

Opana:

So you had a deadly disease and you wanted to infect my little girl with it before dying, black man with green sense. See if you jump from a tree to the ground you are down and if you take your time to descend also you are down, whether you break your leg or not you are down so if you die naturally or my boys eliminate you, you will still die but I will make it easier, faster and quicker for you by allowing my boys to send you to hell very fast.

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Fred Yeboah:

(sensing great danger and crying more)

I am begging you please, I’m not sick as I said earlier on, I beg you to temper justice with mercy, I was been childish and greedy. If you spare my life I promise to turn a good chapter in my life. I will be a good boy and stay far away from your path, I swear by the tomb of my late father to be of good conduct.

Atongo:

Shut your mouth you fool, you think say we be kiddies for here, Opana I beg where make I shoot this guy, make I shoot his chest, head, stomach or through ehn balls?

(pulls his locally gun out and points the gun at Fred Yeboah and surprisingly he urinated on himself which got everyone present laughing)

Atongo:

So, you nor get liver wey you want kill another man.

Opana:

Guys, deal with him as his fate is in your hands now, I will see you later.

Ras Nene:

Boss please what about the surprise you said you have for us?

Opana:

Oh guys, you know what I do for a living, I am a coffin maker so I have a coffin each for all of you that should in case any of you dies, I will personally present to your family as a token from my heart.

Skido:

Aaaahhhh? This is an insult to us, Opana and you know that. Please take your stupid gift and leave here before I descend on you mercilessly. Now you guys deal with this idiot kneeling in front of me right now but don’t kill him.

Opana leaves the place laughing out loud, you fools what were you thinking in the first place after I had bought drinks and meat enough for a family party. You want me to give you everything I have on me, I will find ways and means to retrieve the money I spent on you this afternoon even. He gets home to find his eldest son fighting with his little sister over meat.

Opana:

You are here fighting with your younger ones over meat whiles your age mates are out there making it big time, when I was your age I was married to your mother and taking manly responsibilities as a responsible man. Your mother has pampered you and it’s turning you into a woman, I sometimes wonder if you are truly my son?

Akua Yankey:

Please oooo, don’t start with your tantrums this evening, your son after completing the university and finding it difficult to get a job offered to work with you in your shop to help take records of things that comes in and goes out of your shop after you complained of petty stealing over there, but you bluntly refused to accept his offer and have never said anything positive about him.

Michael Ansah:

Enough of your insults father, is it my fault that I am jobless?

Opana:

No it’s my fault that you are jobless, why won’t it be your fault for been jobless, tell me? I sent you to school to go and read political science so you can turn into a politician in the future but you planned with your mother and changed your course to photography or something something. How much money do photographers get and what achievements are they able to bring into their lives.

Michael Ansah:

Papa that is the job I want to do, it’s my passion to be a photographer and no one will stand in my way from achieving my goal. Moreover, you have written “Opana and Sons Coffin Mall” on your signpost at your shop, you have to explain to us since I am your only son and I hope you don’t have any male children elsewhere because I am not ready to share my inheritance with any male child.

Opana:

You are very stupid, may thunder fire you there. I sometimes wonder if you were conceived for the natural nine months for gestation and let me sound this caution to you that you can never inherit any of my properties so far as my nephews are still alive. We are Akans we enjoy the privileges of inheriting your uncle’s assets when he dies.

Akua Yankey:

(cuts in rudely)

God forbid!!! My son will never have any evil encounter with any thunder and he will inherit every single thing you own on this earth.

Opana:

See her also? You have the impunity to involve yourself in this annoying argument your useless son is having with me, continue pampering him for him to fool around, when I was his age I was already catering for my family by then.

Akua Yankey:

Were you not enjoying privileges from your uncle? What have you done to better the life of your son?

Opana:

My God!!! Is it the nature of women to always be ungrateful? Were you like this when I came to marry you? When you dish out your food and someone comes to meet you, the person might think you are serving four people at that moment but you are the same person who will consume everything. I haven’t gotten any help or assistance from you as a wife ever since I brought you to my house.

Akua Yankey:

When I pleaded with you for you to walk me down the aisle to bless our staying together after 30years what was your response?

Opana:

So that is why you have planned with those things you call children to destroy and milk me dry huh? I have given you money on countless times to run a commercial business but because your mouth is so opened and wild the money never lasts then you run into bankruptcy, you are the only person who I know sold porridge and water but you ended up owing your suppliers.

Michael Ansah: I won’t watch you………