I woke up a little late the nextday which was Saturday..i sluggishly got off my bed..i washed my dirtied clothes,,tidied my room then cooked breakfast..it was rice and stew and ofcourse I didn’t enjoy the food coz I over-salted the stew..mom where are you..i later had my bath then dressed in my white designed shirt on a blue jean wearing my fake Gucci shoe..i checked the time on my phone to see 10:26am..i exited my house and in no time stopped a bike..i quickly described the hotel for him while he asked for 500naira..
Me: bros I didn’t say I was going to heaven oooo.. a dey go royal House Hotel…
Okada man: See how you dey form like say you no get money..i hear say na rich peoples dey stay for the hotel..
Me: how that one take concern me..na person ah dey go find joor..
Okada man: *hissed* anyway 200naira last last..
I shook my head then hopped on..after 15minutes we finally reach the destination..i was amazed to see the very big hotel for the first time..i paid the okada man and I was directed inside by a security man..i was about dialing Jenny’s number when her call came in…
Jenny: hello handsome..where are you??
Me: am now in the hotel..
Jenny: really?.. Come to room 4..
Me: okay ma..
I stepped inside the hotel and went straight to a lady sitting on a chair with a block separating us..
Lady: what can I do for you sir??
Me: am here to see someone and she said her room is no4..
She wasted no time as she picked the phone to call..”there is a man asking to see you,, his name is…okay ma..”..i later headed the room as described by the lady..i was shocked to see a man and a lady in black suite standing outside the door both staring at me somehow..
”what are you doing here” the man snarled..
Me: am here to see Miss Jenny but I think I came to a wrong room..
I was about going when the lady called me back
“wait..are you jason”
”y..es” I stammered..
”madam told us to let you in”..they opened the door and I quickly entered the palace-like room..i was amazed coz I didn’t know this type of hotel even exist in the village..i saw an iPhone 6 on the bed seems to belong to Jenny..chaii..dis girl get money no wonder she still have bodyguard..but where is she?..
”hello” I said calmly forming gentleman..
Jenny: oh Jason,,am in the bathroom…
I don’t know why I didn’t hear the splashing of water before..maybe the iPhone I was admiring has blocked some parts of my brain..
”Jason?” I heard Jenny voice..
”yes ma” I replied..
”oh I thought you are gone,, am coming out now” she said..
I was still relaxed on the bed reading the novel I brought with me..quote me right,,not that I always carry novel around to read..to form now..the sound of footsteps made me looked up locking my eyes with Jenny who was smiling tieing a Tom n Jerry towel and water dripping down her extremely fresh body..
”oh boy” my rod sent d message to my brain..”shut up joor, oponu” I replied it in my mind..it was like she juju-ed my eyes as I can’t keep my eyes off..i know the grammar is not correct..who correct grammar epp, am a Yoruba guy na..
Jenny: are you going to stop staring at my body or not..
“never will I stop”..no be me talk am naw..my eyes was in charge now..i tried to control it but it won’t listen,omaale…*chaii*,in patience Jonathan voice..now back to life..
Me: oh, am so sorry ma..*i quickly stared elsewhere*..
She smiled and sat with me on the bed,,I mean very close..”release me, am ready for World War 2″ my rod sent the message to my brain again..
Me: should I step outside for you to dress?
Jenny: *bursted to laughter* don’t worry..so how pretty is this Sharon…prettier than me?
Me: I c..ant say ma
Jenny: shh..stop using ma for me again..you making me feel like an old granny…i am Jenny..jenny..say that..
“j..enny” I stammered as her hand already found it way to my lap..fada lawd take my soul..
”you know what,, I like you” she said in low voice as our head is moving closer and our lip about colliding..the ruffles behind the door made us stop..
”open the d–n door” I can hear a familiar voice shouted outside the door..the door suddenly opened and I was more than surprise to see the Marcus guy stormed inside with flames of anger burning all over him..
Marcus: what the hell are you doing to my fiancee,,you fool *he shouted*
Jenny: your fiancee??..that was a contract,dont you forget Marc..and of course am happy to tell you it’s over..
He rushed to where I was sitting and gave me a Anthony Joshua’s punch which made me fly from the bed to the floor holding my blood filled mouth..before he could proceed,,Jenny stood and retaliated with a two clean slaps..
Marcus: did you just slapped me for this fool? *he shouted*
Jenny: and I’ll slap you again if you touch him.. Sarah, micheal (bodyguards)..take this idiot out..
Marcus eyed me very murderously and stormed out even before the bodyguards could touch him..
”are you okay” Jenny asked..okay 4 where..
”I’ll be fine but is the guy fighting wrestling or what? ” I said which made her laugh..we later settled on the bed while she kept touching my cheek every seconds..to avoid another error due to parallax(phycist should understand)..i bade her farewell and i can see the sadness on her face though I didn’t care..
I exited the hotel and hopped on a bike..i later got to my place..i sat on my bed immediately I entered, can’t stop thinking about what happened earlier..my phone suddenly started ringing..”unsaved number”..i hissed then ignored it..the call came in again..oh it might be Jenny..i quickly picked it..
Person: Mr handsome..
I recognised the voice as Cynthia’s immediately..
Cynthia: so you still remember my voice?
Me: it is not funny is it?..so why did you call me again?
Cynthia: calm down Mr man..i have a good news for you..
My heart skipped a beat hearing the “goodnews”..i knew it should be the irony..chaii..
TO BE CONTINUED