I run so fast and hide myself inside an uncomplited building.
Samuel: *stopped and was breathing fast* where did he go?
Boy 1: i no know oo, maybe he go dey here somewhere.
Boy 2: *panting* he go be true, him dey here somewhere.
Samuel: make we search for am quickly abeg.
I just hid myself looking at them. After one hour of fruitless search, they stood up and went home.
Me: chaii, so na so dem for tag me as mad man. But wait oo, why i come behave like this na?
I thought as my mind flashed back. Oh yes i remember. That afternoon was so hot. I decided to take a cool bath to chill myself. As i was about to enter inside the bathroom, Hassan called me and broke the goodnews to me making me to run outside halfly or one quarter naked.
Me: but wait oo, if to say na work i get for oil company na so i for come out come disgrace myself. NO, if to say na to travel go abroad go marry na so i for take disgrace myself, NO. But as they just tell me about STEPHANIE i won mad. But the girl fine oo. Chaii if she smile for you enh, i love that girl like mad.
I said sitting down in the uncomplited building. I waited till everywhere was dark, very dark before going home.
Me: *knocked on our door*
Samuel: i dey come.
Me: *knocked rapidly again, i don’t want anyone to see me*
Samuel: *angrily* i say i dey come na!!!
He opened the door and immediately he saw me, he hold my neck tightly and gave me a chokeslam.
As i was lying helplessly on the floor, he drew me inside and i layed down on the center of our carpet.
Then he walked to the room and brought out ropes, strong ropes.
As i saw him coming with ropes, i tried to run but he ran at a great speed delivering a deadly spear to my back.
I fell down again and he tied me..
Samuel: chaii, my best friend don mad oo..
He said as he sat down opposite me..
Me: *weakly and was tied strongly* no be so, i never mad!
Samuel: na so them they always talk. Mad man no know say him dey mad thats why him dey eat s–t!
Me: Samuel i swear i never mad.
Samuel: story for the gods!
Me: you no believe me..
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I took time and explained everything to him. He took my phone and called Hassan to confirm about the Job and it was true.
I was still tied down when Samuel started laughing. Seriously, the laugh was very annoying.
Samuel: so because of this girl you don mad like this?
Me: abegee, free me.. No be me you use practice wrestling now now.
He continued laughing, stood up and brought out his phone. I was still tied down when he took several photos of me with the caption: MADNESS ON WEDNESDAY.
He uploaded them to twitter, Facebook, instragram and so much more. I knew its just a matter of time because i would soon be famous when people started to like his post.
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I was sitted in my new office. My boss STEPHANIE is yet to arrive. I left home so early to avoid those guys from seeing me..
When i entered inside the company, i had a short interview. Did some paper work which included signing and my office was given to me because stephanie need a PA so urgent.
I was sitted in my office when my Telephone rang ontop the table.
voice: come to my office right now.
Me: wow, its stephanie oo.. She has arrived.
Time to look into those beautiful celebrity eyes once again.
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