JUST FOR LAUGH – APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER

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FILL THE FORM IN UR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Do you go to the mosque /church?Yes/No

2. Do you have a degree or diploma?Yes/No

3. Are you still a virgin?Yes/No

4. Are you working?Yes/No

5. Do you have a car?Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO

Do not continue. Leave my house and don’t look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then continue…

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in-law and mother in-law.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

3. Suppose your wife says “Honey I need money for my hair-style at the saloon”, what would be your answer ?
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4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

5. What does the term ‘good husband’ mean to you?
__________________________________________________________________________________

6. Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No

If No explain why?
_________________________________________

7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No If YES for how long? ________________________

If the time of their marriage is less than your age,

Explain why you were born out of wedlock. __________________________________________________________________________________

8. Explain the meaning of ”COME HOME EARLY”

As used by women (100words) __________________________________________________________________________________

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. __________________________________________________________________________________

10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?________________________________________

Answer the following by Yes or No.

1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No

2. Do you smoke? Yes/No

3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART – BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for interviews?
______________________________

2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________

3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________

4. When can I interview your mosque Imam or your Pastor

5. Please stick your passport size photo below Which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________

Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter Your application will be processed in a year time.

You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful As you are waiting Please don’t call me Don’t visit me
Don’t contact my daughter If u do. you will be disqualified

Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions

Postal Address_______________________
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Email__________________________________

Phone: Work: _________________________ _____

Home__________________________________

Facebook: ________

So interested suitors should start filling

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