Wife: U r smelling of women’s perfume where did u get it?
Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about d lipstick on your mouth?
Husband: Oo that one? I got it from Sandra whom I was congratulating for passing her exam.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair coz when I use them I don’t bring them home.
Husband:(Waking up angry). What did u just say?
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep.