I was planning on how to get phone from my dad, one horrible looking illness struck me that I couldn’t even walk properly or even eat well. I was taken to the hospital and my mind jumped into my mouth, fear gripped me when they mentioned they have taken my blood sample for HIV test. I remembered when Jef ba-nged me hard in the toilet and I prayed it was a nightmare, your creator go judge you Jef, chaii…! small pikin like me go come get that evil virus wey dey kill, the nurse carried me to the test laboratory.
I waka see the lady wey fine get horns and because she no wan smile go my way.
Nurse: how many boyfriend you get?
Me: I no get any boyfriend.
Nurse: you know say world nodey end here.
Me: nurse, wetin dey happen.
Nurse: you be negative.
Me: na you wan give me bp.
Me: forget, aunty nurse.
I didn’t know how the illness disappeared and I swore no condom no kulikuli. I dropped my phone inside water and called my father that my phone has spoilt, I told him to get one that is browsing. I was so happy when he promised to get it for me, muaaww..! muaaww..! I love you daddy.
He bought Blackberry for me and I called Clara to help me with it, Clara na addict presser, so she taught me things especially how to download the other one. She helped me download and register in 2go, I picked Gift2sweet as my username. I started the 2go and I was asked to search for friends in my phonebook, I refused because those guys no get sense, how you go take girl number then forget about her totally after calling just once, their brains don fry finish for oil pan.
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I started frequenting 2go rooms and add some guys closed to my LGA, I added one guy with Veteran star and I regretted why I did when he showed his masquerade face on his profile picture, he kept bugging me with love messages, and plenty hi.
One certain day I was bored and logged in, he has done it again but this time something sweet and we-t. Wetin you dey think? bad pikin like you.
He sent the biggest kulikuli that have ever seen in picture, I quickly start typing sharp sharp, all those kind actions need to be responded with actions too.
Me: na your kulikuli be that?
Amoeba18: yes, you like am?
Me: yes, em dey make me we-t.
Amoeba18: my send more.
Amoeba18: lets se-x chat so that I can make you squi-rt.
Me: wetin be se-x chat?
Amoeba18: you be new comer for 2go? Naso mastur*bation placed a ring on my finger, every day I will charge my battery full just to chat Amoeba18, we exchanged numbers and even did call se-x too. But the one wey sweet pass na the se-x chat.
He will send his er-ected di-ck and order me to su-ck, while I will write some words that implied that am actually su-cking his hard kulikuli. Like that like that oh! he became my online boyfriend, the guy can diss fah. I will upload sexy pictures and he will used it as his profile picture.
He taught me how to beef too, I even joined his crew Mentor as we went crazy on 2go love. I met my biggest mistake on 2go when I added Israel, that took me to the opposite of Promise Land in the bible.