A girl’s said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy’s grown up when he starts removing bras …!!
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We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes….!
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Having a cold drink on a hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS….!
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Breaking news: Condoms don’t
guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband….!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Guinness, Star, Club & Akpeteshie. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever’s available….!!
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Why canāt anybody satisfy a woman completely….? Because nobody has a Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds & Ejaculating Cash….!!
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Why did Newton commit suicide?
Because he saw a complete naked girl, & observed something going up in his pants, much against his own laws of Gravity….!!
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Why r Vegetarian women silent during sex? They r in a state of shock that a piece of meat can give so much Pleasure…..!!
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