**Girlfriend giving directions to her Boyfriend** ”
Come to the front gate of my apartment where
you dropped me,
Look for flat 9A, You’ll find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your
ELBOW. Get out of the lift you’ll find my flat on the left. Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get the door
Boyfriend says: That seems easy but why am I
hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend: “OMG! Are you coming empty handed?”