Diary Of A Broke Playboy Episode 29

“Improves orgasms – Blood flow intensifies your sexual desire. In fact, some women achieve a real orgasm for the first time ever during pregnancy!
Burns calories – Sex is the most fun way to stay fit — you’ll burn 50 calories or more in 30 minutes of love-making.
Lowers blood pressure – Sex has been found to lower blood pressure, a good thing for both of you, since high blood pressure is linked to the pregnancy complication preeclampsia.”

I turned and looked at her. She readjusted her wrapper and dug her head further into my chest.

“Chinaza are you even listening,” I asked. She nodded and I continued.
“Improves sleep – For moms: Sex is relaxing — so it helps you sleep better.

For babies: The rocking motion of a sex session often lulls baby to sleep.

Boosts immunity – A study found that sex boosts levels of IgA, an antibody that helps avoid colds and other infections.
Boosts happiness – Orgasm releases endorphins — which make both you and baby happier and more relaxed.”

“So you see it is very important for pregnant woman to have sex once in a while.”

I had spent the better part of the day trying to convince her why it is very much important that she had a little bit of sex, for my own good actually. Koji was trying to choke me.
“And so what?” she asked and raised her head to look at me, tightening the knot of her wrapper.

“Just today Naza. Are you happy seeing me like this?”
“Like how?”

“Like this naa, like this.” I said pointing to my erect dick.

“Sorry, I can’t help you.”

“Why?” I asked.

“Because I’m in my period,” she snapped and I wondered what type of stupid period she is having when she is pregnant. That wasn’t even the koko. Wait for it…
“Naza you are pregnant already, you can’t be in your period naa.”

“My own is different,” she said.

She was denying me sex and her head was on my chest.
“Naza is not true, show me the menstrual blood.”

“Okay, there is no period, let me be biko.”
“Chinaza why are you denying me sex these days?” I asked.

“Because I am a virgin,” she blurted out. I really tried in resisting the urge to scream. Oshey, Virgin Mary.
That was it. I was too weak to even pursue it further. I managed to salvage my chest from her head and turned to the other side of the bed. We are going on communication strike. Well shaa, I was yet to find out what would move naza to succumb to my demands each time. Obviously, threats of getting it elsewhere doesn’t work.

I wasn’t going to talk again but my body will not hear. How can a girl be lying next to you with all her glamour, beauty and sexiness and you will just be there looking.
Like a snake in the dark, my hand moved stealthily to her own part of the bed. First attempt was furtile because my hands met her covered stomach. I pretended it was a mistake and she pretended she didn’t notice.

Second attempt was a direct hit. My hand landed on the knot of her wrapper. I tugged and tugged and “Kpaa!”

That was the sound my hand made as Naza hit it with her hand.
I nursed my pain and frustration in silence for about 5 minutes before I launched my 3rd attack. I am among the people that believed that the number 3 was a special number. Either Naza was going to kill me on the 3rd attempt or she will give me what I want. I went in again, coiling my hand around her waist like a rope. She grabbed my arm and turned to face me. We met eyeball to eyeball. Somehow her eyes were very bright in that darkness. She didn’t give me what I wanted but she killed me with her eyes.

She flung my hand away furiously and I seemed to appreciate the circumstances that often led to rape. But I can’t rape my own baby. I was going to ask nicely. I held her and snuggled her closer, against her will. She was strong but I was stronger.

I tried kissing her but she threw her face away. Nice one, I rather bit her neck lightly like one of them vampire movies. I was expecting her to bite back, but no. She wound her arms round my neck and gave me her face. Chinaza works in mysterious ways.

I plucked her mouth and she obliged, while I was at it, my hand went down to her wrapper and yanked it off, before she would change her mind. Luckily, it wasn’t the nights she loved to wear bum shorts. I engaged her clit and she brushed my hand off.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

For real? What did she think I was doing?.

“I thought you were ready or something?”

“Okay, just this night?” she asked. I nodded like a lizard.

“Just this night, I swear.”

She got up from the bed, dragging her wrapper behind her.

“I am coming,” she said and tied the wrapper again and walked outside. I waited patiently, conjuring all manner of styles I was going to unleash on her. I have seen many ways to fuck pregnant women online and I was going to try them out.

The door opened and Naza came in dragging shape behind her. Me and Shape was just staring at each like dundees. I knew that whenever Chinaza wanted to compensate me for something, she normal outdid herself, she will always do it fantastically. But this? This was off the chain abi hook. I never expected her to hand me a 3some with Shape on a platter of gold.

So I was very surprised when she dragged shape into my room that wonderful night. I was Imagining two sharp babes all over me in a single night, two hot babes, two Chinazas. The Lord was going to be good. Then Naza spoke.

“Chinaza,” she called, that was Shape.
“I agreed to allow him only this night, he said he was going to die if he didn’t do it. So go and help him, but it’s just this night o. Let me sleep in peace.”

She left me and shape and walked out of the room.

It will be very silly of anybody to think that I actually fucked shape that night, including me because I actually wanted to, shaa I didn’t. I wasn’t that gullible.

So it seemed Willie and Shape are actually becoming an item. At a time, Willie spent more time in my lodge than he did at his school. With Chinaza gone, there was space in my room for them. In the end, I realized that trying to fuck Shape was an idea dead on arrival. Like I said, I can share anything with Willie but not a pussy. And besides even among thieves, there is honor.

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So I started realizing that Chinaza’s excesses were just becoming excessive. Imagine she never allowed me to shook before going back to school and shape had no available explanation for that behavior. Even James was confused.

I even thought about the worst, maybe someone was spicing her up and she decide not to get it from me. Eh, noo, Naza has a clean sheet to the best of my knowledge. But then, I decided I needed to be very sure.

I dropped into her lodge that day like a sting operation. It was on a Saturday and everyone was home. I sneaked up to her room and sneaked inside. She just lay on her bed sleeping. I watched her in silence for sometime before I sat beside her on the bed. She was sleeping with her nightie on and her skin radiated all over the room.

She jerked when she saw my face like I was one of those things someone would see in an evil nightmare. She relaxed when she realized I wasn’t a ghost and hugged me, rubbing her big belly against mine.
“You didn’t tell me you were coming,” she said and wiped her face.
“I was hoping to catch your new boyfriend.”
“Didn’t you see him outside?” she asked me.
“My new boyfriend.”
“Yea, I saw one imbecile outside, was he the one?”
She laughed and dropped her head and mass of sweet smelling hair on my shoulder. I held her and slowly lay on the bed while she laid her head on my chest.
“I only do upgrades, I can’t jump from one imbecile to another, its not okay for my health.”
I only laughed because by the time I realized she was indirectly calling me an imbecile, the topic was already cold.

“Chinaza,” I called softly and she moaned a sexy answer.
“How much do you love me?” I asked after a brief pause.
“I am keeping your baby and you are still asking me that question.”
“I just want to be sure.”
“Well calculate it yourself,” she replied.
“Well, like this. You are broke, you lie, you cheat and you irritate me sometimes and I am still with you.”
I smiled and pinched her ass. Normally she likes it but would rather not admit, she would often say it made her look slutty.

“So 80%?” I asked. She raised her head and dropped me a surprise kiss on my lips. The kiss was a deep one because she actually closed her eyes in the process.
“100% baby,” she whispered and I felt like I was just starting to date her.
“So why are you keeping your body away from me?” I asked.
“I know you will bring that up.”
“Well, so?”
“Well because I am tired of feeling like you love my body more than you love me.”
“That’s not true, I love you before any other thing.”
“Well, try and prove it.”
“How do I prove it?”
“Neche I am pregnant,” she said and raised her head to look at me.
“I know.”
What else could I possibly answer?
“Have you ever asked me how the baby is turning, if he is biting me or kicking me?”

Yea, that’s true, I never asked, I didn’t even know all those things mattered.

“Did you even ask how long I have carried it?”
My spiritual eyes bulged. I can’t even say how many months old the pregnancy is.
“Do you know that there is something called Antenatal? Or ask me if I go to the hospital for check up?”
I was just moping and counting the number of lines on her ceiling fan.
“All you know is that sex is good for pregnant women, that is all you talk about.”
She was speaking slowly but anyone that knew her could tell she was angry. I didn’t even know what to say. Apparently there was more to pregnancy than just shooting it in there.

She got up from my body and faced the wall. I dropped my hand on her waist and gently massaged her.
“Naza I’m really sorry, I didn’t realize that all these things mattered.”
“How will you know, all you know is yourself and what you want, just leave me and go.”
She was serious.
I begged and begged and begged. A small something became a big something. She wouldn’t talk to me and I too was getting angry. I got up and walked outside, making up my mind to leave from there. I was going to go if this girl hadn’t walked up to me. She had that thing that makes me drool over them girls. I was just outside the gate and she was passing by, jingling her fine assets in a handless grey gown that the middle stuck to the parting of her fine ass like a g-string.

I needed something to cheer me up and I found one. Maybe she will take me to her lodge and make me happy. I called her and she wasn’t the snubby type. She came and I told her the story of how I was lost and looking for a lodge I was standing at it’s gate.
She pointed behind me and waited like she knew I also wanted to take her number. Well it was easy.

As I was typing the last digit of her mobile number. Someone snatched the phone from my hand, I turned with a loaded slap in my right hand only to meet Naza standing there. Well she deleted the number and dragged me back inside.

You don’t want to know what happened in there but I enjoyed every bit of it.

We all should fuck a pregnant woman once in a while.