Me: wetin happen?
Ble: you they ask me abi?
Me: so na bad thing say i call you wan ask of you abi?
Ble: abeg go sit down for gutter, since wey you they do IT wetin stop you from calling me?
Me: see this one oh, so if i nor call, you nor fit call abi?
Ble: na you sabi, wetin make you they disturb my phone?
Me: you don change oh, so me nor fit call my love and say hi abi?
Ble: ooh, so because Mercy your girlfriend no they here again you wan use my p—y replace her abi? (na how she take know say Mercy they go)
Me: no now, me and she don breakup tey tey self.
Ble: and na who go believe that one?
Me: na true oh, i tell her say if she leave me go another school i will break up with her because i dont like long distance relationship.
Ble: of course i know that you prefer the close ones so that you can always dig the hole abi?
Me: forget that one joor, see na only you be my sherikoko now, so no dodge am oh.
Ble: i jump am pass by fire by thunder.
Me: why you they do like this na, you nor they f**kup before oh.
Ble: na before you talk, thank God say you mention the word “before” and between i nor be your girlfriend then and am still not your girl now, so swerve abeg.
Me: na like so you wan do am?
Ble: they go joor i nor get your time i they busy.
Me: busy they do wetin.
Ble: busy they f**k your head.
Me: weey……….and there she goes she cut the call, but seriously whats wrong with herself, Abi she think say na only she get kpomo? Kpomo full everywhere oh, infact my backyard here them they sell kpomo there, so make she nor form for me oh, well i never get her time, make i wait small make Mercy leave before i try her f**kup. I was lost in thought when Mercy walk in,
Mercy: my dear how far
Me: i they as you leave me.
Mercy: hmm really, wetin make you they smile?
Me: i they smile? well i they happy to see you na.
Mercy: thats odd.
Me: forget that wetin you buy for me?
Mercy: i go buy Akpu i wan miss am with garri,
Me: okay what of my plantain chips?
Mercy: dear i nor see buy oh.
Me: like seriously “getting angry”
Mercy: yes i nor see buy am sorry i know you really want it.
Me: alright na no problem, when food go ready?
Mercy: very soon dear just hold on for like ten minutes.
Me: no problemo.
Mercy: thats my dear.
I watch her as she remove the Akpu from the small black nylon and put it inside kettle before putting the kettle on fire, i was quiet watching her, thinking how i will survive without her, i really dont want her to go oh but i dont have a choice, studying nursing has been one of her dream and now that she have the chance to study it the best i can do is to support her, afterall i love nurses too, just like how all my sisters are nurse.
I wanted to study Medicine in the universiy of Benin but jamb fall my hand, so na here i find myself and i tell you guys i dont regret it a bit, i love the igbo life because its very simple and they are very understanding and always ready to help incase of any emergency, the only thing am afraid of here is Adanna, and i believe she’s gone for good and never coming back, but i have to do something about this dream oh, since we departed i have been having nightmare about her, different dreams with different meaning i even approach my pastor when i was in Edo state and he told me to fast about it, of course i fasted and pray for three days, after fasting the week i stop seeing Adanna in my dream, but after sometime she started appearing again, “what are you thinking” i was shock when Mercy touch me and brought me back to life.
Me: see as you shock me.
Mercy: i don call you three times now you nor answer, wetin you they think?
Me: i was thinking how i will cope without you by my side.
Mercy: oh come on man is not even time yet, please dont put me on a bad mode this evening oh.
Me: but am already on a bad mode.
Mercy: okay so do you want me to stay and shun the admission.
Me: not so dear, of course you will go.
Mercy: cool then cheer up is not the end of the world, lets eat abeg.
Me: okay love.
I sat up and join her on my red rug-like carpet to eat, she always know how to cook Afang soup so am really not surprise, i enjoy the soup because i have really miss it, i didnt eat it since because of my IT, whether they sell the okasi leave in Edo i dont know but assuming i saw it then in Edo state i would have bought it and cook the soup.
Me: the food is delicious.
Mercy: thanks.
Me: i know say you nor they fuckup.
Mercy: thanks to you for your encouragement.
Me: oyaa wait let me feed you.
Mercy: okay, “she drop the one in her hand and open her mouth wide i started feeding her and feeding myself too.
Mercy: why dont you let me feed you.
Me: no just stay, my princess shouldnt stress herself.
Mercy: hmmmm this one you are acting nice, i know what you want.
Me: what is that?
Mercy: sex before sleep. I open my mouth smiling like a smiling smiley.
Tbc
