The Prognosticator Season 2 Episode 38



The thought of the phone I just lost made me disputed, I was far from being happy because I do not have more than a phone and I don’t have backup on my sim, Every contacts on it has gone just like that. .

Tasker: What did the guy say? .

Me: You won’t believe it was stolen from me where have been settling conflicts for two guys I met on my way home, the stupid guy had switched it off after talking to me, he said I should forget about it .

Tasker: Sorry about that .

Me: Thank you .

Tasker: Do you have another phone? .

Me: No I don’t, do you want to give me one? .

Tasker: I’ve just one phone .

Me: Ok, thank you for everything .

Tasker: You welcome .

Me: I left Tasker room and returned to mine, I sat on my bed thinking about the phone I just lost, Suddenly I remembered Christabel, I stood on my feet and took a bike to her house, I knocked on the door and it was opened after some minutes. .

Christabel: So fast have you back? .

Me: Yes dear .

Christabel: Have been expecting your call, why didn’t you call to notify me you’re around? .

Me: ***I walked in to her room*** .

Christabel: ***She hugged me*** .

Me: I would have called you but I lost my phone in school (I lied) .

Christabel: ***Shocked*** you don’t mean it? Oh my God students are so wicked, so they took your phone? Please how come? .

Me: I couldn’t find it after I finished what I went for, I just couldn’t see it anymore .

Christabel: Oga o, I’m sorry dear,which phone are you going to be using now? .

Me: I don’t have any .

Christabel: (She stood up and went to her wardrobe, she handed Nokia Asha 200 to me) You can be managing this till you get better one .

Me: ***collected the phone from her*** Wow you’re such a darling thank you love (I opened the back cover of the phone removed the battery and I found an Etisalat sim card in it) it has a sim card .

Christabel: You can be using it or you have extra sim card? .

Me: Not really .

Christabel: You can have it then .

Me: ***I moved closed to her and gave her soft kiss*** .

Christabel: *** She broke the kiss and went to her wardrobe for the second time, she took out a big black leather*** This is what I bought for you dear .

Me: ***Emptied its contents on the floor, It contained two blue jeans, three long sleeves packing shirt and five colourful boxers*** wow all this for me? Christabel I don’t really know what to say, I’m more than Happy thanks for everything .

Christabel: You just mentioned what I wanna hear form you, You said you’re happy, I’m also happy that I make you happy .

Me: ***Shaking my head, does this bae love me naturally or its work of my cream? Honestly if its work of my cream that means the cream also have its own good side *** .

Christabel: ***She went to the kitten and came back with a tray contained wrap of semo, she placed it on the table*** here is your food my lord .

Me: You’re one in a million dear,What of your friend? .

Christabel: I told you on phone that I did not met her at house, moreover she had called me that she would not be coming home tonight .

Me: Susan Susan .

Christabel: You’ll tell me all what has been happening when I was away .

Me: Where can I charge this phone? (I ignored her question) .

Christabel: ***Pointed to socket*** .

Me: You seems to like semo so much .

Christabel: Its my favourite .

Me: And you are good in making it, its just too super .

Christabel: Thank you love .

Me: Yeah (After the meal, we talked, played and had welcome back s-x before I left her house and went to mine in the night) .

******Later in the night**** .

I was lying down on my bed, checking out the phone Christabel gave me in the day, I’ve bought 500naira airtime to it after I migrated to Easy cliq (Etisalat browsing tariff plan) I used the airtime to subscribed for 500mb, I downloaded operamini and Facebook app for java, I log on Facebook to check my news feed and see what’s going on online, I checked my active friends and I discovered Fred was online so,I chat him up .

Me: Hello brother .

Student: Welcome Pesman Have been waiting for you .

Me: Really? .

Student: Like seriously .

Me: Alright bro, here I’m .

Student: You welcome, how was your day? .

Me: So fine, and yours? .

Student: Mine was also fine thanks .

Me: Thank God to hear that .

Student: Guess what? .

Me: I’m kinda poor in guessing .

Student: Just try .

Me: Erm Erm You ain’t coming home again .

Student: Opps honestly you’re wrong .

Me: I told you my remark in guessing was poor .

Student: I can see that, but you still have another chance .

Me: I don’t want to make use of it .

Student: Ok ok, I’m now in Nigeria .

Me: ***Surprised*** wow unbelievable when? .

Student: This night, that shown you’re not a good friend Pesman .

Me: What have I done? .

Student: You’ve not for once try my international number. Because if you did you would have noticed it was not available .

Me: Am sorry about that and you know international calls are somehow too costly .

Student: No problem we are one .

Me: Yes one great nation .

Student: Yeah .

Me: But last time we chatted you said it would be next month before you can come home .

Student: Its true and that was my initially plan, it was changed by my mummy she called me to come home earlier than scheduled, she said she wanna see me and its urgent and very Important issue that we cannot discussed on phone, So I have to honor her call since I’ve just one mum .

Me: Its really good like that, so how is Kogi state? .

Student: Kogi state should be fine, I wasn’t in Kogi I’m currently in Ibadan I came to see my babe first .

Me: Your babe is in Ibadan? .

Student: Yes have once told you .

Me: You’re marrying a Yoruba girl .

Student: You don’t like it? .

Me: I like to be your Inlaw and friend .

Student: And we’re both already .

Me: Laughed .

Student: Can you come for your laptop tomorrow morning? It is here with me and I’m likely going back to Kogi next tomorrow, we might not see again if you couldn’t make it tomorrow .

Me: I’m doing absolutely nothing at home so, I’m coming .

Student: Alright I’ll be expecting you .

Me: No problem brother, you’re heaven sent and I appreciate you sir .

Student: Don’t mention, moreover I’ve been calling your line since afternoon it was switched off .

Me: Yes its true, I just lost it today? .

Student: That’s Nigerian for you something like this isn’t happening UK, anyway am sorry abt that .

Me: Thank you sir .

Student: Which number are you using now? .

Me; One Etisalat line someone gave to me .

Student: Let me have it .

Me: ***I gave it to him*** .

Student: Go and retrieve your line nau .

Me: Sure I’ll do that after tomorrow .

Student: Don’t buy phone yet, I’ll give you one tomorrow .

Me: Wow thank you sir .

Student: Which brand do you like?

Iphone,Techno,Infinix or Samsung? .

Me: Iphone will be too much for me, let me settle for Techno or Infinix .

Student: Alright, come as early as possible tomorrow .

Me: Sure I’ll, give me the address .

Student: Do you know Ibadan very well? .

Me: I know little, but I can still ask for direction .

Student: I lodged at Premier hotel, Oremeji Mokola hill Ibadan, ask receptionist you want to see a customer at Room 207 Oduduwa luxury suite, you’ll be directed to my room and don’t forget to call me before coming .

Me: You’ll have to give me your number you know I just lost my phone .

Student: 080xxxx .

Me: I’ll call you sir, thanks for everything, may God bless you abundantly .

Student: ***Only If you know the reason why I’m too nice to you*** Amen I’ll be excepting you .

Me: Ok sir .

Student: ***He ended the chat and faced his co-friends to feed them about the latest development, they were so happy to received the news, tomorrow is the day*** .

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Me: After my chat with Fred another message came in from Nike .

Nike: Hi Pesman .

Me: Nike .

Nike: You don’t ask of me .

Me: Samething applicable to you, neither did you asked of me .

Nike: My Daddy was not feeling fine throughout our stay in Abuja .

Me: *** Acting surprised*** what happened to him? .

Nike: Its a long story dear, we’ll talk about it later .

Me: I wish him quick recovery .

Nike: Amen but he’s now ok, even we are now in Osun .

Me: Haaaaaa welcome back home, how is Abuja? .

Nike: Abuja is fine and cool, do you hear anything about post utme? I just received a text from school that I should come for the exam on Monday .

Me: Have you bought the form? .

Nike: Yes someone has done that for me when I was away .

Me: No wonder .

Nike: That mean we’ll see in school on Monday? .

Me: No, have done mine .

Nike: really? It is batch by batch? .

Me: I think so .

Nike: Tell me the likely questions .

Me: Its not something hard, it should be combination of the subjects you did in secondary school, it depend on your course of study, I did Mathematics,English,­­­­­ Physics,Chemistry and current affairs .

Nike: I’ll feed you back on Monday on it .

Me: I wish you all the best .

Nike: Amen, have you gotten your result? .

Me: Not yet .

Nike: Chat you later I want to make use of loo . .

Me: Bye.

******DUPE****** .

I wake as early as 4am I took my bath put on a nice gown and headed to motor park, I wanted to go and stop Pesman from his sudden travel to Ibadan this morning, I reached park and met empty busses, I was the first Person to reached motor park that day even some bus drivers are yet to be in park, at exactly 6:15am our bus has filled up with passengers and off to road. Honestly I was feeling restless in the bus because I wanted to be in Osun before 7am so I can meet Pesman at home before he embarked on his journey, now the time is 6:30am and we’re still in Lagos, there is nothing I can do to it I’m gonna be late, I wish I had power of being disappeare I would have disappeared in Lagos and reappeared in Osun State that moment.

The guy seated next to me make the matter more worse when he started a conversation with me maybe he could get my number but all his effort was prove abortive because I rather turned deaf hear to him, upon all his Hilarious jokes which I would have been laughing to if I was in the right state of my mind that moment, I don’t look at his side. At exactly 7:20am our bus reached Iwo road Ibadan, I took my phone and dialed his number again maybe I might be lucky this time, but I was unlucky his number remain switched off, seriously speaking I don’t think I’ll meet him at home.

******PESMAN****** .

I wake up at 6am, Seriously I had sleepless night because I was feeling happy to meet Fred and having a laptop of mine coupled with a new brand phone, I quickly headed to bathroom to clean myself, After I took my bath I rubbed a cream on my flesh not the woman ritual cream o, I put on one out of the clothes Christabel got me, I sprayed perfume (Smart 364) I wore the “SUPERNATURAL RING” Madam Hadiza’s Gateman gave me and stormed of my room

I took a bike from Iragbiji to Ikirun and came down at Eko Ende junction, Ikirun (Both towns are in Osun state) I barely settled at the junction when I saw a bus shouting Ibadan! Ibadan!! Ibadan!!! I stopped it and entered while the driver zommed off. We reached Governor’s office at Abere Osogbo just then the ring on my index finger became hot, my finger felt like it was placed on fire, I began to feel uncomfortable alas this a bad sign no doubting something bad will soon happened maybe this bus is going to crash along the road, Pesman you have to come down if you love yourself.

Conductor It ok here I don’t go again I forgot something at home, I gave him 200naira as I came down from the bus while the driver droves on, I took another bus from there we’re at exactly at “Sekona town” when the ring started again this time around the pain surrounded my finger was nothing to write home about, so this bus too is going to cash? Haaaaaa this is my second buses within 50mins, thank God for the gift of life,

“Conductor sorry I forgot something at Osogbo I need to stop here and get it” He collected 100naira from me. Pesman You’re not going to die today I gave those two busses an hours I’ll meet their accidents on the road. I took another bus making it third bus from “Sekona” and headed to Ibadan to received the gift Goal wanna give me, we were closed to Gbongan-Ibadan road when the ring started again, Oh I really need to use my brain this time around, I don’t think the hotness of this ring is about bus crashing again because I haven’t seen any of the previous busses I took crashing along the road, something more than crashing is about happening, I need to act so fast If my life is still precious to me,

“Driver I’m dropping here I want to see a friend in Gbongan I don’t go to Ibadan again” He collected 200naira from me and I came out of his bus. From there I took another car back to my home town as I couldn’t figured out what my ring is trying to tell me, I barely settled in the car when my phone started ringing I looked at the screen and the caller was Goal. .

Student: Where are you pesman? Won’t you come again? .

Me: I’m on my way already but I don’t think I can make it to you anymore .

Student: What happened? .

Me: The road isn’t clear .

Student: Are you a driver or conductor or the cloud is disturbing you? .

Me: You cannot understand what I mean by the road isn’t clear brother, if I eventually come over there something bad might happen to me .

Student: Says who? .

Me: Don’t worry brother, can you please give the laptop and phone to the receptionist I’ll come for it when the road is clear .

Student: ***With angry voice*** You’re not well, get out of my line Idiot ***Hanged up*** .

Me: Why was he angry at me? This guy doesn’t know anything, my supernatural ring says I shouldn’t travel and you want me to come by force, I’ll have to call him later in the night and apologies to him I cannot risk my life because of a laptop Madam Hadiza can get me one if I request for it. I returned to my house, I was about 3meters closed to my room when I saw someone seated by my door post, I moved closed to her and discovered it was Dupe, “Dupe” I shouted her name and ran to her, she stood up and hugged me so tight. .

Dupe: Thank God you’re safe

Pesman . Me: What do you mean by that?? .

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To be continued