***ENEMY OF PROGRESS*** .
Dupe: Can you see now? Please go and open the door for your visitors. .
Me: ** Disappointed ** ok, i walked to my door, opened the door, standing before me was CNN and Tola (his girlfriend) i ushered them in, i can see the surprised on CNN face when he saw Dupe in my room. They greeted each other, All of us sit on the bed. .
Tola: Good Afternoon sister, how are you? .
Dupe: am fine ma .
Tola: What is your name? .
Dupe: Dupe .
Tola: Modupeoluwa, what a beautiful name. .
Dupe: Thank you ma, and what is your name ma? .
Tola: i’m Tola by name .
Dupe: you are so beautiful aunty Tola .
Tola: * Blushed* Thank you sister mi, you are also a beautiful lady with ecstatic and magical voice.
** Both of them laughed** .
CNN: Hello, who is this please? * he placed his phone to his right ear and went outside to received the call* .
Tola: Uncle pesman what do you have in the house, am feeling hungry .
Me: Nothing dear, but the Hollandia yogurt i bought for my bae remain sha, you can have it .
Tola: Aunty Dupe hope you won’t mind sipping a little out of your drink? .
Dupe: Its yours sister .
*** Tola poured the yogurt into glass cup and sipped it, pesman! pesman!! pesman!!! CNN called my name from outside, i went out to meet him*** .
CNN: Is that not the girl we met at nairabet shop in the afternoon? .
Me: Yes she’s, any problem? .
Cnn: No problem pesman, but how come she followed you to your house, i mean where did you met again, how come pesman tell me. .
Me: After you sent me out of your house .
CNN : *cuts in* guy i didn’t sent you out of my house, i had a visitor .
Me: Ok, After i left your house, i met her on my way to my house, we talked and she followed me, she said her house was boring and she needs my company .
CNN: Guess you have programmed her? .
Me: programme ke? I was about to start the programme before you interrupted us with your bad luck, guy i hate you .
CNN : lol ( Lol means… Laughing out loudly, or lots of laughs commonly used for laughing in 9ja, if you were engaged in a chat with a Nigerian guy or lady on social media you might have seen this slang most of times) .
Me: Have you programmed Tola?
Cnn: Before nko? I no dey dull myself like you nah .
Me: No problem, Thank God we are visiting “Fayemi” next tomorrow, i will surprise you .
CNN: its 7pm already, hope you have set? .
Me: Set? Are we traveling out of the country? .
CNN: no, we are going to Ghana, have you forgotten we played gamble at nairabet shop in the afternoon? .
Me: Oh! I rememberd, so we are going to France to watch the match live and direct? .
CNN: Pesman be wise, we are going to Dstv viewing center to watch the match not France .
Me: I don’t think i can follow you go o .
CNN : Because of that bae in your room? .
Me: Yes boss, because of her .
CNN : woman wrapper ( woman wrapper means one who like woman according to our 9ja pigin, but oyinbo people do called it “womanizer”) .
Me: Thanks .
*** CNN and i walked back to my room, we met Tola and Dupe Gossiping, only God knows what they were discussing about. They kept mute immediately we walked in*** .
Dupe: Pesman, aunty Tola said they are going to Dstv viewing center to watch England match and i want to follow them. .
Me: ** Felt bad, This girl must be mad o, i want to stay back at home with you, you are now telling me that you to follow tola to watch match. Football is meant for guys alone not for ladies** .
Me: No problem dear, we are going together
**i can see big grin on CNN face, he stylishly mocked me* .
Tola: Let start going then, time has gone already
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We left my room, i locked my door, put the key where i used to keep it. Four of us headed to Dstv viewing center like a happy couples. We entered the viewing center to met full house, omo 9ja guys love football oo see how this place is full, we found one empty bench we sat on it, Tola sat, CNN sat next to her, i sat next to CNN , while dupe sit next to me
My mind wasn’t on the ball we are watching at all, all i was thinking was how to become the official boyfriend of Dupe, I just sit continued watching the ball with fake smile on my face, without knowing the jersey colour of England nor Iceland. 37min of the match i heard heavy shouting of Goal! Goal!! Goal!!! Up England. I quickly stand on my feet jumped up shouting with them, Goal! Goal!! Goal!!! Dupe also stood up, i hugged her so tight, before CNN whispers to my ear.
“Guy what makes you happy? Don’t forget we played this match with 5k, England scored you were jubilation, don’t you know if England win this match your 5k is gone, but if Iceland win you will be 40k richer”
I gently sat down like someone who lost his flight fare to USA .
Dupe: Don’t be panic pesman, Iceland will win .
Me: I pray so .
Dupe: *smile* you don’t have to pray, Iceland has won already .
Me: Hmmm ** surprised, seems Dupe had seen the result** .
To be continued