The moment became an awkward one,,, I could feel the heat and tension, I got nervous. After doing a quick calculation, I concluded on….
Me: Sweetheart, we’d talk about this some other time, its getting late already.
Mirabel: What?! No way!! We will talk about it today
Me: But its getting late
Mirabel: Yea, but its not yet bedtime..
Me: I really don’t like driving in the dark dear
Mirabel: Then let’s talk about yourself before it gets so dark
Me: Alright! U do the questioning
Mirabel: Good! Lets start by U telling me about your childhood, have u always been this cool?
Mirabel: Yes dear
Me: U know who i am now right?
Mirabel: Sure! Very well
Me: U know that i love u so much right?
Mirabel: Yes dear
Me: And u know that i will never do anything whatsoever to hurt u
Mirabel: Yes I know,,,, but what’s all this about dear?
Me: I just want to be sincere when telling u about my past and i hope it won’t change anything
Mirabel: Just tell me everything Ok?
Mirabel: Ok i’m listening…
Me: I use to be a bad boy back then
Mirabel: Go on
Me: I grew up with my parents in a corrupt environment. Where many things happen
Mirabel: Things like?
Me: Stealing, smoking and drinking, fighting, bleepings, raping
Mirabel: Wait, what’s this bleepings?
Me: As in s£x
Mirabel: Oh… oh oh oh… Lola and Cynthia have discussed many times using that slang. Like ‘He wan kill me today with bleeping’ ‘The guy dey bleep die’ ‘Girl dem bleep u today?’ Geez! Those girls are really something. If i ask them what it means they will tell me that i’m still a girl
Me: Maybe they don’t want to corrupt your mind
Mirabel: But i’m not a kid
Me: Is this something u want to know about?
Mirabel: Not like that, its just that…. never mind, go on continue. Wait, u made mention of rape, u raped girls?
Me: I didn’t rape neither did i smoke
Mirabel: But u bleeped? I almost laughed ‘coz she sounded funny when she asked me that question.
Mirabel: You did?!
Mirabel: Ok go on
Me: I started drinking when i grew older but my parents didn’t know. My father always travelled from one state to another. My mother comes home late in the night from her store. That was why we got the freedom to do whatever we like and go wherever we want.
Me: Me and my friends learnt bad things from the big guys by that time. I was in primary 3 when i knew about s£x from the big guys. They even sent us to buy condoms for them. Sometimes, its the naked girl that will collect the condoms from us
Mirabel: Naked girl?
Me: Yea, the girlfriend of the bros that sent us
Mirabel: How naked?
Mirabel: Just tell me
Me: Well I can show you,,,
Miracle: just tell me na
Me: sometimes she comes out wearing bra and pant, some other time she wears only pant and most times she might wear the guy’s shirt without any panty
Me: Me and my friend(s) out of curiosity would try to look at what they were doing…
Me: We saw them doing it
Mirabel: I see…
Me: That’s how we started touching girls during hide and seek game in the night.
Me: From hide and seek game to s£x game when i got to primary 4 till I got to jss 2 as we moved from the area to another environment.
The new environment was far better compared to the previous one.
Mirabel: Thats good
Mirabel: But what?
Me: I became the mentor of the boys around there
Mirabel: Geez!! Victor!!!
Me: I’m sorry dear but its the truth
Mirabel: How did u became their mentor?
Me: I thought them what i knew, help them to get girls and all sort of things
Mirabel: Bleeping i guess,,, but i don’t want to hear all that anymore. Tell me about your past relationships
Me: Ok. I had my first girlfriend when I was in primary 5. I didn’t know anything about break up and heartbreak by then so we just stopped seeing each other for no good reason.
Mirabel: Maybe u broke her heart
Me: I really dunno about that
Mirabel: What’s her name?
Me: A.B which is Abiola
Mirabel: Ok o… who next?
Me: That would be uhmmm… I can’t remember her name
Mirabel: How long did u date her?
Me: Not up to 3 weeks
Mirabel: Ok that was all childish thing. Tell about your relationship from where u were in jss 2,,,, before that, tell me how many girls u have dated?
Me: Before i got to jss 2?
Mirabel: Tell me the truth!
Me: Ermm… like seven of them
Mirabel: Is that the truth?
Me: Yes dear
Mirabel: What are their names?
Me: Is that necessary?
Mirabel: Its not but i want to hear it
Me: Alright,,, A.B, Precious, Mercy, Faith, Salome and Ramotu
Mirabel: U mentioned six
Me: Yea, I forgot the name of the second girl
Mirabel: U bleeped all of them?
Mirabel: Oh my gosh! Victor!!
Me: I’m sorry dear
Mirabel: How could U?!! ☆☆☆
TO BE UPDATED LATER.
Tnks bruv for ur stories…..i wonder how you can be dis creative….may God bless your handiwork