Our Elder say the instinct that separate human from animals is quick realization.
These people are gambling with my intelligence, I no blame them shall na myself I blame wey no know say kulikuli is dangerous to my health. Israel the First was all over me, the moment I stepped out of my house to go to school he will appear there with his car begging me, when I return from school he will appear from nowhere to beg me, the guy was breathing down on me.
Fear come dey catch me say this guy go press my mumu button one day oh! I had to get rid of him quickly because am beginning to feel weak rejecting him, the day that shocked me the most is when my Step-mom sent me to the market and Israel appeared there, Chisos! He started begging me again, the tire me oh! every eyes is on me. I was ashamed but Israel didn’t care, one plan enter my head. I told him that I have forgiven him and he drove me home with his car.
On reaching a road block placed by policemen. I started screaming ritualist, Israel was confused. Trust police na, them no wan care if I dey lie or not, sure sure we all must land in police station to bail ourselves. I wrote my statement explaining what happened, I lied sha.. Writing that Israel was talking to me in the market, the next thing I knew I saw myself in his car and when I saw the road block that police officers were standing, I screamed for help.
Them say make I bail myself, small pikin like me where I wan get money, I be underage na. But Naija police nodey follow law, I called my dad using their phone ’cause I don’t have phone anymore. My dad arrived see hala na.
My dad: you again! Gift, wetin you come do for here?
Me: daddy, em wan kidnap me.
Israel: na lie oh! I no wan kidnap am, na my wife.
My dad: *slap him* who dash you wife? You dey mad. Sergeant Okoro!
Sergeat Okoro: yes, sir!
My dad: make sure say this guy no commot here. One gone, I gave him ntoor! before leaving there just imagine he wanted to take me back to that evil forest inflicted with poverty.
There was one SSS2 boy crushing on me, he liked me so much but he is shy. He only sent letters to me, very cute boy but too shy jare. And Clara loved him like mad, see one chance. I pity the boy, sorry Smith if you are reading this piece. No be say I no like you oh, my blood dey boil to revenge.
I walked up to Smith and asked him to go to the school toilet and wait for me, that he should pulled down his short and boxer completely. I gave him small money sha… very shy guy, he didn’t want to take it but I force him to. He couldn’t even stand up to me, I shake my head.
Me: Clara, chaii… Smith p—k big ehnn..
Clara: how you take know?
Me: we fu-ck na *I lie*
Clara: but I don tell you say I love that guy, why you do me that kind thing na.
Me: you sabi para ehnn.. Em dey naked for toilet dey wait for me. Na your opportunity now to have him.
Clara: you be better friend, make I rush go.
Me: yes na, I be better friend. Go quick quick.
I went to Mr. johnson’s office and reported that two people are fighting in the school toilet, he asked me to follow him but I find a way and escaped. Johnson was a new teacher so he won’t be able to recognize me, the SP girl was caught pant down with SSS2 boy in the toilet. They were flogged mercilessly in the staff-room and she was removed from the position of SP girl of the school after two weeks suspension. I knew Clara was aware of who betrayed him, but me I no send. I ready for them.
The last person was my step-mother very wicked lady. She was asking me about Israel if I knew he was in police station that one of her customer told her so, I acted like someone who doesn’t know. She was making calls in her room when I went to the kitchen and brought grand-oil and poured on the marbled floor just before her door, when she come out sha.. She go know say wickedness no be good thing to do anybody in this life.