Deacon And Wife


Deacon tells wife on a Thursday morning dat he’s leaving for a 3 day prophetic conference.
Wife: Darling, let’s share a word of prayer b4 u leave.
Deacon: Of course, dat’s why I love u.
Wife: Father, in d name of Jesus, I thank u 4 my husband, grant him travelling mercies as he’s going.
Deacon: Amen.
Wife: Father, by ur power, cause his penis 2 stop functioning if he dare commits adultery.
Deacon: (Silent).
Wife: Infact Lord, let him not return home alive after any adulterous act.
Deacon starts to sweat.
Wife: Lord kill him if …..
Deacon: Ooooo shut up! Wicked woman, I wont even go again, ah.