Akpors The Lawyer


Akpors grew up in Accra. He went to law school in London. After his studies he decided to come back to Accra, because he could be a big man there So, he opened his new law office.

On the first day, he saw a man coming up to his office and decided to make a big impression. As the man came to the door, he pretended to be on the land-line phone and told the man to take a seat.

Akpors “No!! Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that am not travelling all the way that side to settle the case for less than a million bucks”. “Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear the case next week. I’ll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. “Okay. Give the State Prosecutor my regards and …”

The visitor sat patiently as Akpors rattled instructions. Finally, he put down the telephone and said, “I’m sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you?”

The man said: “I’m from Vodafone . I’ve Come to fix your landline because it’s not working.