This Is Your First Time


A man and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their marriage. A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible. He narrated,

“We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse’s back and said ‘this is your first time’.

After a while it happened again. She patted the horse again and said ‘this is your second time”.

The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.

I was so shocked and shouted at her, ‘Are you crazy!’ What’s wrong with you? Why did you kill the horse?

She gave me a grave look and said this is your first time. Since then…..!😷😷😷😷