***POLICE PALAVER*** .
Oh! i was unlucky the owner of the camry had caught Samuel, so Samuel revealed my address to them. “what do i do now” “My mummy mustn’t hear about this” “Who do i call now” “I wish i had spiritual power, i would have disappeared” .
Police2: Guy you are under arrest. .
Me: *** Acting like innocent*** under arrest, what for, kini mora nigba yin? (what did i bought from you?) .
Police1: When you reach station you will know the offence you’ve committed .
Me: But you can’t just get me arrested without any tangible evidence and i’m going nowhere with you .
Police1: Stop saying nonsense my friend and you should keep your filthy mouth shut, Because whatever you say here will be used against you in the court of law. .
Me: **Dumbed** .
Police1: Officer get him arrested and handcuff him. He wants to prove stubborn .
Police2: Yes sir! .
*** I was cuffed and carried to police station, we reached the station, i was led to one small old office or cell. When the police arrest a person, the shock of being interrogated can be very distressing. What happens at the police station can be absolutely critical in deciding the case. Its advisable for everybody to have a lawyer present with them for a police station interview, But my case was differ, i had no lawyer neither someone that can secure my bail, i’m in for it this time around*** .
Police2: The officer in charge of your case will resume by 8:00am, so you have to wait for him here
** he shut the door leaving me alone in the rotten office or cell, i brought out my phone immediate he left to call CNN maybe he might be of help, after all we did it together** .
Me: Hello CNN .
CNN : Its early pesman, hope no problem because its unlike you to call early like this .
Me: There is problem o, Guess what? .
CNN: You have been caged by women because of women ritual you did? .
Me: No .
CNN : What happened then? .
Me: I was arrested this morning, even i am inside cell as am talking to you .
CNN : How come? What was your offence? .
Me: Where are you? .
CNN : In my room of course, any problem? .
Me: No problem oo .
CNN : Oya tell me what you did that got you arrested .
Me: I didn’t commit the crime alone .
CNN : But with who? .
ME : You of course .
CNN: It seems you ARE dreaming, we haven’t see today, how come i committed crime with you? .
Me: The windscreen we broke yesterday .
CNN : The windscreen we broke, or The windscreen you broke? .
Me: Shebi you are still at home .
CNN: No, have left home .
Me: **surprised** where are you now? .
CNN: You don’t have to know, PESMAN i don’t want to BE arrested .
Me: who will secure my bail now? .
CNN: Who have money to buy the windscreen? .
Me: What do you mean? .
CNN: I will try my possible best to set you free, you will hear from me soon .
Me: Please oo, am looking forward to you .
CNN: Don’t worry ore (friend) .
Me: And i don’t want my mum to hear about this .
CNN: No problem about that .
Me: Thank bro, bye .
CNN: bye **hung up** . Hmm PESMAN , you are welcome to police station, hope you will learn your lesson here, just accept your fate and get ready for the WORST. Elese ki yoo lo Lai jiya (sinner shall not be unpunished)
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An idea popped in to my head to call Dupe and make enquiry from her, Dupe fuckup this time around, i know she seen it that i will get arrested but she didn’t tell me. I dialed her number she picked on third rings .
Me: Hello dear .
Dupe: Hi my love, you call early hope no problem? .
Me: See Dupe am not happy with you .
Dupe: Oh! PESMAN sorry for not been calling you yesternite before i slept, i know you have been WORRIED about me, but glory be to God i arrived lagos safely .
Me: Thank God, but that is not the reason why i called you .
Dupe: What happened then? .
Me: Don’t tell me you don’t know i was arrested? .
Dupe: **screamed** yeeeeeeeeeeeee, Pesman how would i know when i wasn’t in town? .
Me: But Dupe you are a prognosticator lady you see everything before happening, why didn’t you tell me, so i will not sleep in my room .
Dupe: Hmm pesman don’t i warned you before you went to Babalawo for women ritual, that was the outcome of your ignorance. .
Me: Am sorry dear, what do i do now? .
Dupe: I don’t see anything oo, but i believed you will be set free .
Me: Ok dear, thanks for your concern bye .
Dupe: Bye, i will be back next tomorrow .
Me: If i wasn’t in jail .
Dupe: I don’t see anything like that *** hangs up***
*8:30am POLICE STATION*
The door to the office or cell i was kept threw opened revealing the officer that arrested me earlier, i can see his uniform clearly, he was putting on something that can be referred to rag as a uniform, his uniform had faded that i couldn’t see the name that was tagged on it . .
Police: Come outside, oga is waiting for you at his office .
Me: Which of the ogas ? .
Police: Keep asking me mumu boy
**He led me to another office, where i met an elderly police officer and the man that came with police when i was arrested at my house. the two sitted opposite each other, i moved closer to the police officer i can see something like “kelvin” was inscribed on his chest, he faced me and said** .
Police: How are you? My name is sergeant kelvin, as you can see i was like father to you, i want you to tell me the truth, only truth can set you free, i’m the officer in charge of your case, just tell me the truth why you broke his car’s windscreen?
**pointing to man in his front*** .
Me: Sir i didn’t break any glasses .
Sgt.Kelvin: Stop lying my friend, someone saw you when you break the glass, just tell me who sent you to break it, we will realise you and get the person arrested .
Me: Sir i swear with my grave, i know nothing about the glass you are talking about .
Sgt.kelvin: ***with harsh tone*** I am not here to play with you my friend, if you are not ready to confess give me your parents number, i have to call them
*But before he could finished his words, his phone rang* He picked the call, i couldn’t hear what he was discussion on phone, but he kept saying “Yes sir” “Yes sir” “Alright sir” “Immediately sir” “Thank you sir” while he was on phone, the man i broke his glass faced me and said
“I don’t care whether you are ready to confess or not, my own is that you must buy another windscreen to my car, you this imbecile of a boy” i just eyed him .
Sergeant kelvin: **faced me after he hanged up the call ** You this boy you have long leg abi? No problem .
Me: **I don’t understand what he meant by i had long leg, i only called CNN and Dupe both of them are not even around** .
Sgt.kelvin: **He called one of his boy to take me back to cell** . I was threw to the Old cell second time in a day, waiting for my judgment. About 30min later another officer came to my cell, follow me oga is calling you he said to me.
I followed him to another office, D.P.O OFFICE was tagged at the entrance of the office *** So my case has gone beyond the imagination, it as now been transfered to D.P.O, baba God help me o*** i entered the office to meet one pot belly man sitted on the chair he was the D.P.O, “Ibrahim” was inscribed on his sky blue uniform he faced me and said .
D.p.o: **smile** hmm my boy, how are you doing? your bail has been secured, someone had paid for the glass you broke, you are now a freeman, but please stay out of trouble and commit crime no more .
Me: **Shocked and happy** please who paid for my bail? .
D.P.O: The person said we should not tell you, so you don’t have to know, you can go now, hope my boys didn’t collect anything from you? .
Me: No sir, they didn’t .
D.P.O: Good, you can go now bye .
Me: Thank you sir,
***I left his office walked pass the two officers that arrested me earlier, i eyed them and walked out, Oluwa ose oo (Thank you God) “Am now a freeman” “but who secured my freedom?” “i promised myself to find out soon” “It was now 2-0” I took a seat under the tree i brought out my phone and called CNN*** .
Me: Hello guy .
CNN: Am on my way to police station .
Me: Don’t come again, I have been realised .
CNN: By who? .
Me: I don’t know the person oo .
CNN : Where are you now? .
Me: On my way to your house .
CNN : No lele, i will be waiting for you .
Me: Ok **hanged up** i also called Dupe to update her that have been set free
20MIN LATER, CNN’ ROOM .
CNN: **shake my hand** Mr jailer welcome .
Me: Your father .
CNN: Tell me how you did it? .
Me: Me too i don’t know, i was inside the cell when D.P.O sent for me, i reached his office and he told me someone had paid for the glass, and the person also bailed me .
CNN: hmmm, maybe the same person that paid for your hospital bill? .
Me: I think so .
CNN: I pray we know the person as soon as possible, before something bad happened .
Me: **My phone vibrated that moment, it was text message i brought out my phone to read the contents of the text*** .
“You are welcome back my love, i secured your bail, please stay out of trouble, i don’t want anything BAD TO happened to you, love you so much #peslady” .
WHO REALLY WAS PESLADY?? ONLY TIME COULD TELL .
To be continued