The Prognosticator Episode 12


Hmmmm pesman i pray this peslady doesn’t kill you with all gesture of her love towards you. She paid your hospital bill, bailed you from police custody and you don’t know her, i think it was “FAYEMI” cream at work? But she has been disturbing you before you collect the cream, i pray we find out soon CNN said to me after reading the text.

***I need to find out who this peslady is, but my only nightmare was Dupe the monitoring spirit*** .

CNN: Guy Now that you are free, let’s reach Emeka shop i want to buy some wears. Emeka was the guy that selling both guys and ladies outfit not too far from our street, he owned a big boutique, he originated from imo state, Tall, fair, handsome and very friendly, he was nicknamed “NNA” most commonly named for ibo people resided especially at southwestern part of Nigeria instead of calling them their Baptized name you would be hearing “NNA” Though “NNA” Means friend in ibo language same as “ABOKI” in hausa, and “ORE” in yoruba.

Emeka is a very nice guy, most of the guys in our area usually goes to emeka shop to play “whot card” ludo game” and draft, his shop was never boring .

Me: No lele brother we can go anytime you are ready, but we’ll firstly go to my house i need to take some money with me, so i can also buy one or two things.

*** we got to my house i unlocked my door, went to where i kept the reaming 38k i won from nairabet, i took 5k out of it, CNN and i headed to Emeka boutique for shopping***

We met Emeka and Abbey at the outside of the shop, they were playing “whot card” we greet them CNN and emeka went inside the shop, leaving Abbey and i outside. .

Abbey: Pesman how far nah? .

Me: Guy i dey o just that am not happy with you .

Abbey: What did i do to you pesman .

Me: Don’t tell me you don’t know i was robbed the day i called to sleep in your house, that you said you were having visitor .

Abbey: **Shocked** pesman i didn’t hear anything, besides i was having visitor that day you called me my girlfriend Sandra was with me. so how did it happened? .

Me: They broke into my room and robbed me in front of local gun .

Abbey: Are they many? .

Me: Just two .

Abbey: Hope they didn’t wounded you? .

Me: They didn’t, but i found myself on a hospital bed the following morning .

Abbey: But do you know they were coming to your house before you called me that day? .

Me: No I don’t, i just have some feelings not to sleep in my room that day (i lied) .

Abbey: Eyah (pity) sorry brother, guess they didn’t packed your things? .

Me: They left with my Ps3 and some clothes .

Abbey: sorry pesman only God know best .

Me: Thank you abbey

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I walked into the boutique to meet CNN and Emeka negotiating the price of the clothes he selected, i also bought jean shirt for Dupe as surprise gift for her when she returns from lagos, we were about to walked out of the boutique when one beautiful lady walked in. Hi Emeka please i need some beautiful wears that i can wear to a birthday party i’m attending next tomorrow. she said to emeka

Which one would you preferred? Trouser, gown or skirt? Emeka replied her

I think you’ll be more beautiful and sexy if you put on blue jean trouser and pink hakect shirt i cuts in, she looked my face our eyes met she smiled and said .

Girl: Oh! Handsome man, you know fashion, have you ever participated in Mister Nigeria before? I love the way you Dressed and you are looking cute .

Me: Thanks dear you are also a beautiful lady, the type of lady all the men in the world will be praying to have .

Girl: Woow.. Sugarcoated mouth, i think we have to talk, let me buy what i was here for, so we can talk outside .

Girl: **She faced Emeka** please give me blue jean trouser with pink hacket shirt as suggested by my friend .

Me: **Hmmmm “fayemi” cream at work, she paid for the cloths and we walked out of boutique together with CNN, we reached outside and this conversation followed between the girl and i** .

Me: So where is the venue for the birthday? .

Girl: will you come? .

Me: If i am invited .

Girl: YOU are already invited .

Me: By who? .

Girl: By me christabel .

Me: **so her name was christabel** That’s great my friend and i will be there .

Girl: Give me your number, so i can remind you tomorrow .

Me: Ok 08032***** .

Girl: i should saved it with? .

Me: Pesman **my phone rang that moment** .

Girl: Its me pesman you can save mine with “Christabel” .

Me: is that your name? .

Girl; Yes .

Me: Beautiful name .

Christabel: Thanks pesman, but when you are coming to the party don’t come with your girlfriend. .

Me: *shocked* why? .

Christabel: You are going to stand as my boyfriend for the occasion .

Me: What of your boyfriend? .

Christabel: Am “SS” .

Me: *pity* sorry dear, so because you are an “SS” people were running from you .

Christabel: *smiled* pesman i wasn’t talking about genotype .

Me: But what are you talking a

Christabel: Am talking about status .

Me: Still don’t get it .

Christabel: Ok “SS” mean “single and searching” .

Me: Oh! That’s good abbreviation, so you were searching? .

Christabel: i don’t think am searching again .

Me: Have you found anyone? .

Christabel: Yes i have .

Me: That’s amazing. my regard to him .

Christabel: How could you be greeting yourself? .

Me: **Confused** Greeting myself as how? .

Christabel: You are my man already . “Pesman the cream you rubbed done dey work, don’t dull yourself CNN whispered to my ear. .

Me: Oh my love, i just don’t want to be too forward, i love you even before we met, i have been dreaming about you, and i think we can become perfect couple. I love you Christabel please i want you to be mine

** i quickly took the advantage of spiritual cream i robbed ** will you be mine? .

Christabel: Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! I will, she kissed me.


My phone vibrated on our way home, it was a call from the “monitoring spirit” (Dupe) my heart skipped, “This girl again” “she has found out i had encounter with Chrisbtabel?” “Why she was calling me by this time?” “Pesman stop acting like a kid” “After all you are a man” “You are going to be the head of the family” “Abi you want your woman to be controlling you” “Ogbeni jaraa e (wise up my friend)” .

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To be continued