Do you go about in town carrying people’s bag? If you want to render services to people free of charge, I will advise you to go to Makola, Kaneshie or Agbogbloshie market to help people there and not here with me.
Hey, a slap from an angel like you will only book a first-class ticket for me to heaven straight away. You please slap me and let me help you to convey your things to where you are going and I will plead with you not to rob me of my blessings this evening.
(gives a little smile and speaks in a calm tone) Hey, you don’t easily give up erh? Am sorry if I was rude to you earlier on but sometimes you have to show some arrogance to men because you are always disturbing we the women.
Hahahahah my dear don’t blame us wai, if you get the chance to meet God then you can ask God why He created you extra beautiful. See without you beautiful women, the world would have been a very boring place to be, and for God, I always take my time to appreciate him for taking time to create women like you and my mum. No wonder you women are the last amongst the things God created.
Eeeeiiii you have got vibes paaaa ooo Mr man. How long did it take you to prepare these sugar-coated words for me or you have done your rehearsal to pour it on any nice lady you come across?
Oh, see you. I have come to realise that you women don’t like the truth when you are being told the nowadays. Well am Michael Ansah but my friends call me Kwaku Mike “the smooth boy” and you are?
Am Henrietta Barnor and it was nice talking to you. Please let me start going before my man comes to meet you here. He’s the jealous type so I don’t like to give him the cause of been angry or jealous.
Can you please give me your numerical tag of your telecommunication device or better still your phone number?
Hahahaha ,herh! evening professor, am flabbergasted with your English-speaking prowess. Well as I said, my boyfriend is a very jealous person so I don’t give out my numbers to people who will call me and bring problems between I and him. If it’s destined for us to meet again in life, destiny will bring us back again so don’t…. (someone drives in with a black SUV and gets down shouting at the pretty lady)
So Herty, you kept me waiting all this while and you are here talking with this low life personality. Are you mad or what is wrong with you? Now get inside the car before I beat the hell out of you.
Hey, watch your mouth and words Mr man. The fact that you are driving that car doesn’t make you a superhuman being or superior to anyone.
So, if I don’t watch my mouth or words what will you do? Will you fight me or what can you do? If you don’t disappear right this moment, I will make my boys disorganise your stupid face right this moment. You should be thankful to God that I didn’t pounce on you the moment I got down from my car.
Mr Ansah Michael, please don’t say anything again to trigger the anger in my man. I know what he is capable of doing and I wouldn’t like any controversy to take place here, just because of me. Baby, please let’s go and am very sorry for keeping you waiting.
Count today as your lucky day if not like I would have peeled off your skin from your body you fool.
Kwaku Mike kept his composure because he didn’t want to make the pretty lady he just met go into a serious problem with her man and secondly, he was not that strong to engage himself in a fight because of the surgery he undertook the previous day.
The guy pushed the pretty lady into the front seat of the SUV and drove away by blowing dust into the air with his car tyres. Kwaku Mike looked at the car until it disappeared from his sight, he shook his head and decided to continue with his stroll as he dusted his dress which was covered with dust from the car tyres.
After taking some few steps he remembered that he left his bag in the bush where the incident took place the other day so he decided to go and retrieve his bag and the sophisticated phone that he left behind.
He tried his best to remember the exact spot that the incident took place and after walking for about 40minutes he came across the exact spot the guy was shot that faithful night and looking at left and right he entered the bush and started searching for his bag and phone.
After searching through the bush for some time he stumbled on his bag and immediately he bent down to check if the money that he placed in the bag was still in it and happily for him the money was very safe in the bag, all of a sudden the strangling started and he kept mute as he looked around to see if he was safe or if he was the only person around the place.
In no time he heard low toned voices and footsteps coming his way and this got him scared because if the people were the bad guys that means his life will be taken away from him that very moment. He hid behind a big tree so that he will be out of sight from the people coming his way.
Stubborn, I want you to check that place and see if there is any clue, be it a wallet, ID card, credit card, passport or even mobile phone that the stupid spy left behind, we can use it to track him down.
Physical, you too search that side and please don’t leave any stone unturned, our team has to beat that of Scorpion’s team so that we get the prize at stake.
Trouble please go back to the car and be on standby with the car engine on so that in case the police chances on us here we can easily escape.
Okay, General, I am under your command so don’t worry koraa.
Man Gino, make you no worry your body. We go comb anywhere for this bush and town inside to get that idiot for the boss. Make you relax your body and mind koraa, anyone who go come do busy body for this matter top, go go down 6 feet. I kill person keep and it go sweet me if I get that fool.
(starts to whisper a prayer to God) My father my God, please if I said or did anything wrong on this earth, I humbly pray for you to forgive me and if possible, you make this death or apprehension pass me by. I only came to get the things that I left behind from this place so God please protect and deliver me from the hands of the evil one, father I’m too young to die an untimely death with the caption “Gone to Soon” or “What a Shock”
You delivered Daniel from the lion’s den, you brought Jonah out from the belly of the big whale, Abednego and his friends also, you gave them fireproof dresses to wear so that they won’t get burnt and you even joined them inside the fire.
God please this is the time for you to do for me what you did for those people in the bible. I know you just saved me last night but like Oliver Twist, I will always ask for more, so please God let a miracle take place for my life to be saved from the hands of this bad people. Amen
Ah, baby, I so enjoyed the powerful styles you gave me and I am even exhausted.
Woooow!! what special birthday treat? You were on fire my cupcake. See how you were twisting your waist and you kept pushing for more. I must say if you continue demanding for more like this, I must go and hire the services of a lawyer to help me win my case with you ooo. Whaaaat!!! You have really made my day worth celebrating and I wish tomorrow is even my birthday again.
Oh, see, you greedy man. You are asking for more even though you have had enough. Now that your friend Kwaku Mike has moved in, you will get it once in a blue moon so get that information to Mr Quincy in between your legs.
Eeeeiiii!!! You just reminded me of him (Kwaku Mike). I have to call him and find out where he is because it is over 2hours as he left this place. I am hoping he is safe anywhere he finds himself now. Let me call him and find out where he is currently. Please get me my phone…
What will happen next?