The Coffin Maker Episode 33

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Unknown Person

Excuse me madam please who is that young man who nearly pushed me to the ground?

Eno Bruwaa

Oh, that one? He is the useless son of the foolish landlord of this house.

Unknown Person

(whispers to himself) Mmmm, so that is the fool I have been looking forward to meet one on one anytime soon.

Eno Bruwaa

Excuse me what did you say?

Unknown Person

(playing smart) Oh it’s nothing ma’am. Mmmm, please ooo I’m looking for my friend, who I’m told lives in this compound.

Eno Bruwaa

What is the name of that friend of yours?

Unknown Person

Mmmmmm, I call her Aggielious Kyerewaabrutal but her real name is Agnes Kyerewaa and I hope I’m at the right place.

Eno Bruwaa

You are in the right place but are you just a friend or a customer?

Unknown Person

I beg your pardon madam, but why this silly question? What do you mean by asking me if am a customer or friend?

Eno Bruwaa

Hehehe, see me see trouble ooo, you need assistance and I want to know your purpose of looking for that young lady so why this aggressiveness towards me?

Unknown Person

Excuse me, are you her assistant, her custodian, her guardian or what? I just asked for a little assistance and you are here probing me like I’m coming for a job interview. Can you please be polite and just show me the direction to her door and stop this unnecessary interview?

Agnes Kyerewaa

(comes out of her room to see her friend and joins him where Eno Bruwaa is standing with him) Hey, what are you doing here and do you know this woman already?

Unknown Person

Hmmm, I came around the vicinity and decided to check up on you and see if I could trace the direction you gave me the other time. I’m checking to see if my memory is still accurate but as I got here, I met this woman who is putting questions to me like she is the interviewer of the visa I need to your end. How are you related to her?

Agnes Kyerewaa

Hmmmm, so Eno Bruwaa when will you stop this attitude of yours?

Do you always have to make your presence felt anywhere you are? Please don’t ever try that your gossiping nonsense with me again because if you do, you won’t have it easy with me in this compound. My guy let’s go and leave this woman.

Eno Bruwaa

Ah, is that how your words stink? Don’t you know how to speak to an elderly person? No wonder Kwaku Mike turned you into a punching bag, learn how to speak with the elderly so that your days on earth will be long.

Agnes Kyerewaa

Hw3! Me, if you don’t respect yourself, I won’t also respect you koraa ooo. If you say I should learn how to talk, you too learn how to pay your rent so that your roof won’t be pulled down.

Eno Bruwaa

Hehehe, this young lady paaa, you don’t check yourself erh. You think you have gotten a job to do erh, because different men enter in between your legs and come out, you think it makes you a billionaire. Let me tell you, all fingers are not the same and the ashawo business you do is not a job which you can do for life. If I were doing this stupid work, like I will kill myself.

Agnes Kyerewaa

Did you say you will kill yourself if you were into this business? Have you taken a closer look at yourself and your face? You look very ugly as a gorilla and that if you were in this same business, even if you were rendering free services, the men won’t bother coming your way. I need to give applauds to the man who climbed on top of you to bring into the world those things who were not created by God that you call children. Nonsense, me if you bring yourself I will paint and dry clean you.

Eno Bruwaa

Ooooo ashawo kobo kobo. Ashawo without portfolio. Ashawoooooo

Unknown Person

My dear, let’s go and leave this woman. It’s not healthy for you to be exchanging words with an elderly person.

Agnes Kyerewaa

My friend, wait a minute so I tell this gossip my piece of mind. If you care to know, ashawo is one of the oldest professions in the world and in the bible a prostitute like me was the person who saved some men of God from being slaughtered like animals. Ashawo is far far better than the cheap gossip you have been doing in and out of this compound. If you don’t know, gossiping is a disease that attacks the mouth which breaks people’s homes and cause serious problems between some people living in peace and harmony. Me I don’t respect myself one bit so if you bring yourself you will see that I’m much more stupid than you have ever thought about me.

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Eno Bruwaa

No wonder your face has been rearranged for you by the landlord’s son.

The unknown person pulls Agnes Kyerewaa away as he saw that the argument was getting overboard and could lead to an unwanted brawl.

Meanwhile, Kwaku Mike had gotten himself a taxi to the next town where the police station was, but as he was in the car, he remembered that he had the necklace his father gave him in his pocket so he brought it out and put it around his neck. Immediately he feels something strangling his neck but he couldn’t shout nor pull it off for some time till the pain or struggle came to a stop when the taxi got to the police station. He pays the driver and he rushes to the charge office and when he got there the place was thrown in a disarrayed atmosphere.

Opana

You this police officer, if you knew who you are dealing with, you will start apologising to me for me to forgive you for your stupid conduct. You followed this stupid girl’s statement and because of that, you will lose your job without any future benefit or entitlement. You don’t know who you are joking with, go and ask of Opana “the rough boy” very well and they will tell you that I’m a very baaaaaaaaad man.

Police Officer

You better shut up over there and start undressing because I’m going to throw you into the cell so that next time, you will know how to treat your fellow human being.

Opana

Hmmmm, I wish you knew the problem that you are calling upon yourself and don’t blame me if I decide to pay you back in your own coin. I’m a descendant of Abraham who goes with an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth principle. Herh, officer, at the counter, you are quiet like you don’t know me, have you forgotten what transpired between the two of us the last time. Do this greedy police officer here who has taken a bribe to do this silly thing good by telling him who I am. Anyway, where is the commander?

The commander walks out of his office together with the station master with a sad face as the station commander was trying to console him.

Opana

Aha, that’s who am looking for. Mr commander, please I need your attention here and now. Come and tell your stupid officer something for him to know who he is dealing with.

Commander

My friend, shut up over there, you talk too much. This is not a market place for you to be raising your voice like you want people to come and buy your wares.

Opana

Mr commander, have you forgotten who I am so soon and the bond we have between us?

Commander

You are the worse thing to have ever come in contact with. Ever since you walked into my office things started to go against me and now see what has happened, all my plans have turned upside down. (walks out of the charge office to the compound of the police station)

Opana

(in a low tone) Herh, this man wants to bite more than he can chew. Has he forgotten who he is dealing with and what I can do? Chief Inspector, is everything alright with your boss this afternoon? He’s acting weird and strange to my liking this afternoon.

Chief Inspector

He just received a letter of his transfer this afternoon and the transfer takes effect right now so as you are seeing him right now he no longer has a final say here in this police station.

Opana

Mamamia!!! Holala!!! Gracious God of yesterday, today and tomorrow, tell me you are joking and that what you said is nowhere near the word true.

Chief Inspector

Does this place looks like a theatre hall for me to be doing concert for you?

Opana now sees that his world is about to cave in on him and he starts to pray in his head. At this point, Akua Yankey is very disturbed that she doesn’t even know what to do or say, she goes to Eno Bruwaa’s daughter and kneels before her to plead with her so that she withdraws the case she brought to the police station but the young lady is very adamant and not even looking at the direction of the woman before her.

Back in Opana’s Compound:

Unknown Person

Hey, you better put yourself together and forget about this old woman, I came for an important discussion and not to be separating a brawl like a referee. Have you been able to gather any information for me?

Agnes Kyerewaa

No for now, but I’m doing everything humanly possible to get you the necessary information you will need.

Unknown Person

You need to step up my dear. When the going gets tough the tough get going so don’t let trivial matters like what you and the woman got yourself into take much of your time. I bumped into someone who I’m told is our target but because he was rushing out of the house I couldn’t place a recognition tag on him. Revenge is served best when it is hot on my path and the more we wait the colder it gets, I can’t wait to lay my hands on him and squeeze the life out of him. Killing is my hobby and for some time now I haven’t gotten the opportunity to seize anyone’s life from him or her and it is getting me very sick…

Is Opana going to walk out of this crisis freely and easily, looking at the nature of the case?

What can Akua Yankey and her children do to bring her husband out of police custody?

Is Kwaku Mike’s life in danger?