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just for laughs – Dennis And the teacher

A female teacher was having a problem with a boy called Dennis in her class of 3rd grade.Dennis said ‘Madam, I should be in 4th grade, I’m smarter than my sister & she’s in the 4th grade’.The Teacher had heard enough of his complaining, she took Dennis to the Principal’ s office.She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Dennis with some questions that a 4th grade should know .

Principal: What’s 3+3?

Dennis: 6

Principal: 6+6?

Dennis: 12

The Principal asked Dennis many questions and Dennis got them right.The Principal then asked Madam to send Dennis to 4th grade.Madam decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve only 2 of?

Dennis: Legs.

Madam: What’s in ur pants that u have but I don’t have?

Dennis: Pockets

Madam: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?

Dennis: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal’ s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, Dennis was taking charge.

Dennis: Bubble Gum.

Madam: U stick your poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet before u do. What am I?

Dennis: Tent.*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u’re bored.The best man always has me 1st, what am I?

Dennis: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good?

Dennnis: Nose.

Madam: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?

Dennis: Arrow.

Madam: What starts with ‘F’ & ends with ‘K’ & if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?

Dennis: Fork

Madam: What’s it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn’t use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?

Dennis: Surname.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins & is responsible for making love?

Dennis: Heart.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher

:’Send Dennis 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!!

Give Dennis a big Clap…

Mr Pobs

Prince Owusu Banahene Sarkodiehttp://www.pobsonline.com/mrpobs
CEO/Founder Of Pobsonline Inc, A writer, Salsa and Kizomba dance instructor & DJ, Radio Presenter, Marketing Manager @ Standard Drinking Water Tema Branch
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