I Call Him S**


Everybody who has a dog calls him
“Rover” or “Boy.” I call mine Sex Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex.
He said, “I’d like to have one, too.” Then I said,”But this is a dog!” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “But you don’t
understand. I’ve had Sex since I was nine years old.” He said I must
have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with
me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me
and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, “You don’t understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!” The clerk said, “Me too.”

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But you don’t understand,” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of
the dog. I said, “Your honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, “Me too.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, “Me too.” Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?” I said, “I’m looking for Sex.” My case comes up Friday.