Chaiii, this food sweet like die. Tofiakwa, die no dey sweet. The food sweet like mad. I just dey jejely eat am small small. Pounded yam and vegetable soup with many fish and meat, you too much.
Stephanie was just looking at me with a huge smile on her face. Surely you won’t blame her. I am just an innocent boy eating his pounded yam and vegetable soup.
Me: *stopped all of a sudden, i forget to pray over this food* blessed this food in Jesus name. Cover this food with thy blood of…
Stephanie: *holding back her laughter* what are you doing?
Me: blessing the food.
The whole people in the restaurant including the waiters and stephanie burst into rounds of laughter. I was just looking the floor.
Stephanie: so you are blessing the food that is almost finished.
She managed to stay and continued laughing. I just smiled, the whole people too was just laughing, wetin concern me? My own be say i don bless the food.
10 minutes later.
I don finish eat i come relax like big man.
Me: *doing the normal thing you do with toothpick* what were you telling me the other time.
Stephanie: *giggled* so its now you remember. After eating everything. When we get home am going to tell you.
Me: *sipping 5 alive with toothpick still in my mouth* no problem ma.
Stephanie: the Ma thing is enough, Stephanie is ok by me..
Me: *my belle sweet me pass fish* thanks stephanie.
We payed, sorry she paid for everything and we walked out of the restaurant holding our hands together..
*tongue out* she don dey like me.
Guy 1: oya drive she don dey pass.
Guy 2: yes boss.
Guy 3: we must do this operation quick quick. I just pity that her new PA, we need to save him life before she kill am.
Guy 1: na true.
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INSIDE HER BMW..
Me: strange, that black jeep has been following us since.
Stephanie: abegee, its just a coincidence that’s all.
We were still driving when the black jeep suddenly over take us, then three armed strong men like Ryback came out pointing their guns at us.
Guy 1: you think you can insult me and go free, fire!!!!!!
As they were about to shoot, i quickly unhooked my seat belt.
the bullet was stronger than the bullet proof glass but before it could got close to Stephanie, i used my body and cover her shielding her from any bullet coming through. Since the glass is tinted, they couldn’t see what was happening inside the car.
i groaned in pains.
i received all three bullets before passing out. If only she hadn’t be rude, her bodyguards would have helped but she has sacked them all.
I looked up and saw slowly, the gate of heaven was opening, blood was allover the car and i thank God Samuel has made my obituary paper in advance.
Na change we dey, things dey cost everyday. At least with the obituary paper ready, things can move easily.
She shouted as hot tears were running down her eyes. The guys have gone thinking their mission was successful.
Stephanie: please don’t leave me, i promise to be nice, i promise to be that nice and wonderful girl that i was before, i promise to be respectful to everyone again. Please don’t go!!
Stephanie was crying trying to revive me but for where, i don go..
written by: Mustapha Idris
watch out for season 2 on Monday