I had intended to take over the relationship between My bae and the new girl. Almost every guy in our lodge was eyeing her. Chinaza had set the precedent and so i became the first guy in line and tagging closely behind me was my right hand man, James. Nobody wanted to find out her name anymore, they all liked the name i gave her, shape, and it stuck to her. The race for shape was real.
Like i said, Naza had made everything a little simple for me, i didn’t need to stand in line with other contestants, i might as well have given her out to whomever i wanted if i wasn’t eyeing her too.
James was up on his feet, tagging alongside her anytime he sees her. I wasn’t jealous abi i wasn’t so jealous, in the end she always came around. I was her favorite guy at the moment.
“Guy see, everything wey dy happen for this lodge, i like am well well, the only thing wey dy provoke, the only thing wey i nor like na the way you dy try colonize Shape, i no like am at all” i said as we were all outside one day and everybody laughed. It was more of a challenge to James, he was trying to prove to me that he could beat me to having her, me, i didn’t care, it was all about the honeypot to me. Anybody could have her, i no send, as far as i still got my share.
So on a Saturday like this, James busted into my room like a car in Grand theft auto and ran straight to my wardrobe
“Guy o gini, kilode? ” i asked him
” Nothing, Chiboy shey you buy new jeans? ” he asked
“i wan use am go out tomorrow” he said as he pulled out my tinted new Blue skinny jeans from my wardrobe.
“No, you no fit use am” i said
“I no dy ask you, i’m just telling you ” he said
” Where you dy go sef, this one you no invite me” i asked him
“I wan go flex one girl like that ”
” Which girl naa”
“E no concern you” he said and left, i shrugged and continued with my phone. If he doesn’t tell me about the girl today, he will tell me tomorrow.
Later in the day, Shape came in to my room as I was watching film, it was the first time i was seeing her that day.
“Shapy baby ” i called her as she came in and she smiled. She sat on the bed and i gave her a detailed hug.
“Baby wassup naa” i asked looking at every part of her body but her face.
“Am good o, stop searching me with your eyes naa” she said smiling.
“Is it possible?, its only a gay man that will see you and not stare” i said still checking her out.
“But naza get am naa, she may even be Sexier”
“Naza is a queen but your shape, you are chilli abi kilishi, too hot”
“Stop whining me joor”
“Why i go whine you? Abeg wetin you bring for me abi make i unpackage you? ” i asked and she laughed
” Nothing joor, i just need you to accompany me somewhere tomorrow, i hope you will be chanced. ”
” Why not, even if na hell fire, i go follow you go, just that i would be at the gate while you enter inside”
She laughed and hit me on my hand.
“But where are we going?” i asked
“James wants to take me out, i want you to come along” she said and i laughed. So that was where James wanted to go, i thought in my mind. I wasn’t going to miss it for anything.
“Sure, i go come” i said
So the next day , i swear i must have gotten ready before they even remembered they had a date. I was in my room waiting, there was no need eating that day, i decided i was going to have my breakfast, lunch and if possible, dinner too there. Around 2pm, Shape came into my room looking like a model.
“Let’s go, he’s waiting outside ” she said and i got up, locked my room and followed her outside. The expression on James face when he saw the two of us was to die for. I stifled the laughter that was trying to jump out of my mouth as i looked at him.
“So are we taking a bike?” i said as we got to where he was. He didn’t answer, he was just observing me from head to toe and biting his lips. But me, i no send.
After waiting for sometime, a bike pulled up.
“Guy, make me and Shape enter this one, just stop another one and start coming ” i said smiling. James didn’t even talk, he took her by the hand and they entered the bike.
“Meet us at Marble arch hotels” he said to me as they drove off. I shrugged and stopped a keke that pulled up. No dulling..
I entered the hotel and soon located their table. James was smiling and Ada was laughing. I approached them and the smile on James face froze and Shape’s Laughter turned into a lovely smile.
Their table was empty, they said they were waiting for me before they would order. We soon placed our orders, James did the ordering himself, he didn’t want stories. He tried though. At least i achieved my aim of eating 3 square meals at a sitting which was courtesy of James being drunk and making orders anyhow. Shape too got drunk and was all over me but i played it lowkey before james would decide that i should pay for her since it looked like i was the one who took her out.
We rounded up by 7 pm and chattered a keke back home, James staggered into his room, Shape into hers and me into mine.
I managed to get out of my clothes and flung them into space, i crashed on my bed and closed my eyes. I opened them again as shape walked in, her sister had gone to visit her boyfriend and would be sleeping over, she fell on me and we kissed, i frisked her whole body as she practically licked me all over my face and neck. She bit the tip of my chest and gradually down to my bellybutton and then my Prick, i moaned as she put her teeth on the tip.
“wait let me urinate, I’ll be back” i said and rushed into the toilet . I was really drunk as I pissed around everywhere except the toilet seater. I staggered back to the room and found Her already asleep on the bed. I hissed and fell beside her.
I woke up on the floor the next morning and found Shape sleeping peacefully on the bed…..
So y’all needed to see the full fledged laughter Fiesta James threw for me when i told him about my ordeal with Shape.
“Just imagine girl wey you for leave with me, you come waste all that opportunity”
“Comot here, why you no carry am enter your room”
“Guy i too drunk that night, i fit piss on her come think say na sperm”
“The action wey i miss no pain me reach, the one wey pain me pass be say na for ground i sleep, see as everywhere dy pain me”
School happened, friends reunited, everybody looking fresh and all. New students in the faculty, I didn’t notice the guys, i just saw the girls, all looking set for harvest. And like a farmer, i had my harvester ready for them. I needed to catch them young before their eyes opened.
Apart from failing maths courses, the next easiest thing in school was spotting out the freshers. In their mind, they be feeling sophisticated and dressing up to cover up their naivety but like a mark on the forehead, it was boldly unscripted on them “JAMBITO!”
A lot of them did catch my interest, i had decided to reduce hand in my banging activities because while other people looked fresh after the holidays, my mirror portrayed me as 2 years older than my age. I wasn’t surprised tho, i had been extremely busy during the holidays *winks*…
So i decided i was only going to choose one at the moment. Some of My guys don already begin dy form seniors, addressing the new comers who would stare at them, taking down everything they were told, some freshers would even mistake some of them as lecturers, for them to be addressing them, even those who got clear effs in their mathematics would be asking the new ones, girls especially, to call on them should they need any help, no, we don’t roll like that, we just let our things flow like lasagna.
So i saw this one, everything about her was everything i liked in a girl. Her beauty gave me chills, she wasn’t so thick but she was curvy. She looked like a model but not as thin as they are. I observed her for sometime and noticed she was always alone sort of. Hmmm, that was unusual given her assets.
We just got through our valuation class and i decided i was going to search for the girl. I managed to ditch Eva and was soon patrolling our faculty in search of this girl. I didn’t have to search for long, i soon saw her, the complexion of her skin shimmering under the sun. Just looking at her gave me the morale to walk up to her and talk to her.
I adjusted my face cap and swaggered towards her. She was strolling leisurely so catching up wasn’t hard.
I got to know her, Jennifer was her name, she just got admitted into Estate management, that made things easier for me. She was much open shaa and after everything, i got her number, easily too and that surprised me. We were still talking when i heard someone shout my name. I looked in the direction of the voice and shape was dragging her curvy body towards us.
“I have been looking for you” she said as she got to where we stood. I held Jennifer by her hand to avoid her slipping away.
“Ermm, you know that place i wanted you to show me that day?” she said scratching her ear.
“Which place kwa?”
“That place naa”
“The place no get name?”
“Just come first, please”
“Must it be now” i told her nodding towards Jennifer who was busy with her phone. She got the hint but rolled her eyes.
I was tempted to walk her away but hey, this is shape, my shape and so i had to dismiss Jennifer on the promise that we would meet again.
“Shape come, next time you see me with a girl, just act like you no see me or like you don forget my name, no just call me” i said as we waited for a bus.
“Which girl? ” she asked with a voice that had sarcasm all over it.
” Any girl at all”
“Is it because of this one that looks like ogbanje?”
I raised my hand to knock her head but ended up putting it round her waist..