When we got to d shoprite i started d shopping while josey followed me around. U see dat side wey them pack chocolates full,na dat side be my favourite o,i would just walk 2 dat side,pick up pack of chocolate, examine it & say
Me:mehn dis chocolate would be so sweet,i ve tasted it b4 sha & it ws woaw.would u like to have a taste
Me:well dat would be next time(drop it back)not today….
Oboi come see josey face,she go come frown like seven days palm wine,chai dis show dey sweet me die.when i repeated it like three times josey got mad
Josey: over the past 20 minutes we have been walking the whole shop with just the orbit chewing gum u first selected. Why are u being wicked nau eh
We kept shopping till i saw a well package product like dat,i wondered what it is used for so i met one of the shop attendant & asked her,she collected d product & explained everything about d product.she was putting on face cap so i wasnt seeing her face well.i was abt to collect the product back when my car key fell down
She bent to help me pick it & her face cap fell off too,before she could go for it i already picked it up.
She went for my key, picked it but refused to show her face as she stoodup looking down ward, she handed the key over to me while i held her cap still,i dont know if i saw her face or not but i heard myself shout out
Me:Nancy?(people close heard & turned,staring at us.she didnt answer,she just kept looking down so i used my left hand to raise her head up to behold the face of a sobbing angel,it was indeed nancy)nancy,its u? I ve been searching for u all over
Nancy:i know u will dat was why i left
Me:wait a minute.josey
Josey: (answers from a distance)big bro
Me:shop as u like.all bill on me
Me:can we talk?
Nancy:after work,am not to be found talking while on duty
Me:am taking no more chances, as for youru work,u resigned already
Me:no but, why did u leave,i searched for u day & night,even in my dreams,u stole my heart dat very day i saw u in court and since then its been hell without u.
Nancy:i fell 4 u too bt i couldnt stay,d shame of being a girlfriend to a cultist(capon) was too much,i couldnt bear the pains,i just had to leave
Me:what happened to ur number?
Nancy:i changed it,i knew u would ask for it from isaac
Me:how did u know?
Nancy: the way u were staring at me in court
Man:nancy,I’ve been watching u, why stand here & talk instead of working
Me:who is he?
Nancy:he is the manager here
Manager:am talking & u are still standing
Me: (nancy shivered at his shout & made to leave but i held her back)with all due respect sir she has resigned & as u can see she is now a customer not a worker
Manager: (showed angry face)is that so? Ok then(walks away)
Me:josey come & meet nancy(she didnt answer so i turned to check on her & guess what,josey already had four filled shopping wheels) joseeeeyy
Josey: (turned to me)o big bro,all bills on u, remember?…
If to say no be say i don see nancy she for collect slap tire like in MY FATHER MY WORST ENEMY,as that chidi papa take dey slap them but i just force out smile
Me:come meet nancy
Josey: oh u found her?…she rushed to us, woaw, she is worth the sleepless nights u had & fire u almost caused at home
Me:if i render u back hand slap eh well nancy meet my genius of a kid sister josey,josey meet the love of my life nancy…
They exchange pleasantries
Josey:so bro it means what i ve shopped its not enough so aunty nancy c’mon lets shop more,all bills on him
After the shopping i paid for everything, some of the shop attendants helpped us pack them to my car boot,i could tell they were happy for Nancy as they waved her goodbye.
We got home,i drove in,came down,held my princess hand & led her inside with josey following behind after packing some of the goodies in the boot,i opened the parlour door & everybody turned, behold isaac & his girl.as the girl followed turn i shock,she is that same girl i saw in my dream but i can see the family accepted her,that means there was no intimacy between her & father
Observer:woaw nancy,where have u been
Me: (smile)i finally found her,all thanks to josey & her shoprite demand
Step Mum:woaw my two sons met angels
Dad:u see dis boys,they have big eyes.nancy come over here & join us….
The family merried,that was one of the happies day of my life.
3 years later i got married to nancy & isaac married stella, the wonderful thing is that we got married same day, same church & same venue.
As for the police IPO i learnt he was dismissed from work.oboi honey moon mood activated so see u later.
No no no, thank u very much but u cant join me in my honey moon & be warned,if i dare see u knock for my door during dis honey moon period,i would show u why i am called sky lolz i remain Daniel Kybee .
SAY NO TO CULTISM!! THE END.